My Big Fat Geek Wedding/Quotes

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Milhouse: Mr. Groening, can you please autograph my Bender doll?

Matt Groening: Sure. I'm happy to give anyone my autograph, anytime, anywhere. On the street, in a store, or on my private property. But why be happy with just an autograph? What about an original sketch or a snippet of my hair? And don't forget to pull my beard. They say it's good luck.

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(When Marge and Homer get remarried in the room)

Homer: And now Padre, if you would do the honers.

Kilngon Priest: (Unintelligible Kilngon speech)

Marge: I do.

Homer: Marge, you just agreed to raise the kids Kilngon.

Marge: D'oh!