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The Boys of Bummer/Quotes

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Joe La Boot: Wait a minute. Are you Bart Simpson?

Bart nods his head.

Joe La Boot: The kid who dropped that easy fly-ball?! Talking to you was the biggest mistake of my life!

A crowd forma and boos at Bart.

Joe La Boot: Boo. Boo-hoo.


Marge: Oh, yeah. That's quite something.

Lisa: Mom, put your glasses on.

Marge: But they make me look funny.

Marge puts her glasses on and sees Bart climbing a tower.

Marge: (Gasps) My Baby!

Bart is then seen writting "I HATE BART SIMPSON" on the tower. A crowed forms around him.

Bart: Uh-uh. See, I hate me too.

Chief Wiggum: Come down! Who said that?



Bart falls from the tower.

Joe La Boot: I'll catch him.

Bart falls into a nearby bush. Grampa comes along on a electronic wheelchair.

Grampa: You stink, La Boot!

Joe La Boot: No, I don't. Google my stats!


Homer: Look, we're just gonna take our mattress, do a quick sweep of the medicine chest and we're outta here.

Homer does a sneaking effect sound of a high-hat cymbal. Marge: Homer!
Homer: (Stops hi-hat effect) Sorry.

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