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Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

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Nelson: "Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!"

(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)
Homer: "Hmm, sugar walls."
Lisa: "Father! I knew you'd rescue us."
Homer: "Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good."
(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)
Suzanne: "That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!"

Marge: "Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?"
Homer: "Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home."
(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)
Homer; "So long, kids!"
(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)
Homer: "Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister."
Bart: "Other brother and sister?"
(they see skeletons who look like them)
Lisa: "Face it, they're not great parents."

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