Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

Quotes

Nelson: "Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!"

(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)

Homer: "Hmm, sugar walls."

Lisa: "Father! I knew you'd rescue us."

Homer: "Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good."

(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)

Suzanne: "That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!"

Marge: "Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?"

Homer: "Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home."

(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)

Homer; "So long, kids!"

(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)

Homer: "Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister."

Bart: "Other brother and sister?"

(they see skeletons who look like them)

Lisa: "Face it, they're not great parents."