Treehouse of Horror XI/Quotes

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Nelson: Your Dad is deeaad, mine's just in jaaiil!

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(Suzanne the witch is about to throw Lisa into the oven when Homer busts through the wall by eating it.)

Homer: Hmm, sugar walls.

Lisa: Father! I knew you'd rescue us.

Homer: Rescue you, stuff myself with candy, it's all good.

(he takes a bite out of a candy cane support beam)

Suzanne: That was a load bearing candy cane, you clumsy oaf!

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Marge: Husband, without your weekly penitence, how shall we feed our children?

Homer: Don't worry. No child will ever starve in my home.

(At the edge of the Deep Dark Woods)

Homer; So long, kids!

(he throws Bart and Lisa into the woods)

Homer: Enjoy your new home. Say hi to your other brother and sister.

Bart: Other brother and sister?

(they see skeletons who look like them)

Lisa: Face it, they're not great parents.