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Quotes

Homer: "Oh, boy, dinnertime. The perfect break between work and drunk."

[While riding bikes in Springfield National Park, Bart and Lisa come across Martin, who is excavating for arrowheads.]

Lisa: "May I join you?"

Martin: "Care to make it a trio, Bart? You can brush and I can blow!"

Bart: "Well, I agree you blow."

Martin: "Then it's a plan!"

Bart: "A lot of people blow. But no one blows like you!"

Martin: "High praise indeed!"

Bart: "When you look up 'blow' in the dictionary ..."

Lisa: [interrupting] "Bart, he's not gonna get it."

[Now riding by himself, Bart sees a sleeping Sideshow Mel and decides to pull a prank ...]

Bart: "The bone's the very thing, methinks, to prank my sister and the dink." [steals the bone from Mel's hair]

[Bart leaves the bone partially buried in the road for Martin to find.]

Martin: "A bone! Perhaps it's one of the major Homos."

Bart: "You're one of the major-"

Lisa" [interrupting, sharply]] "Forget it!"

[The Sneakers host has just set up Marge to confront Homer cheating on his diet, and Marge is winding up to deliver a roundhouse slap.]

Host: "That's it, Marge. Slap him good."

[Marge slaps the host instead of Homer.]

Marge: "Sick! You're not trying to help our marriage. You're trying to split us up! Well, I'd rather have a chubby hubby than a sexy exy."