Itchy & Scratchy Land (theme park)
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Itchy and Scratchy Land
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Itchy and Scratchy Land is an Itchy and Scratchy themed amusement park owned by Itchy and Scratchy International.
Description
Like the TV Show, Itchy and Scratchy Land contains a huge amount of simulated violence, and the park was noted as the "Violentest Place on Earth." According to theme park associates, this was supposedly to educate children about the consequences of deadly mayhem. The park is made out of four "lands": Torture Land, Explosion Land, Searing Gas Pain Land, and Unecessary Surgery Land. Rides and attractions include:
- The Head Basher
- Blood Bath
- Mangler
- Log Ride
The park also contains a "Parents Island" exclusively for parents. The island contains a 70's Disco and "T.G.I. McScratchy's Goodtime Fooddrinkery", where parents can relive New Years Eve over and over.
There is a 12 noon "Robot Parade" with animatronic replicas of Itchy and Scratchy, anthropomorphic bombs and weapons and costumed characters. The robotic Itchy and Scratchy's are programmed to attack each other while not harming the guests, instead spraying fake blood at them.
