| Regression Aggression
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Regression Aggression is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in "The Kids Are All Fight" episode tie-in content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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Bart, you got paint on the driveway! It ruined my favorite oil stain.
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Lisa was there too! Look, she's got paint all over her hands – you just can't see it because it's yellow.
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Now you're in trouble for tattling too!
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Ugh, I only get blamed because I'm the oldest! I wanted to be born second, Mom and Dad just didn't listen to me.
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If I was the baby, I'd never get in trouble. They have the system wired – they don't even have to wipe themselves.
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Task: "Reach Level 12 And Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Act Like an Infant". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Ma-ma! Da-da! Barty want cookie! And Barty want Sony Playstation 4 Grand Theft Auto bundle!
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He's got to stop acting like a baby. I hate baby stuff!
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Except for you, baby Maggie! And you Marge, baby.
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Don't worry. Bart will get tired of acting like a baby soon.
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He never sticks with anything for more than a week.
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If Bart's going to act like a baby, maybe Dad should bring his old clown bed out of the basement.
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No! That thing is scarier than "The Shining" or the original Japanese version of "The Ring."
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Whoops, I mean... "Waah-waah-waah!"
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| Task: "Make Bart Block the Basement Door". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark:
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Bart, you've got to cut this out. You can't act like a baby forever.
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Aw, is Wisa feewing a widdle bit weft-out?
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*sigh* I guess I can't fight this. And when you can't fight 'em, you gotta...
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...pacify 'em!
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*sucks*
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Task: "Make Lisa Ride Old School". The job takes place at Lisa's Kiddie Car and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Pout". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
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| Message
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Tune into this week's Simpsons for a glimpse of Bart and Lisa's toddler rivalry! Sunday 8/7 central on FOX!
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| Message
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You've been awarded "Lisa's Kiddie Car"!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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