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Commemoration of the SNPP billboard

Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"

Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]

Strong applause

Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]

Moderate applause

Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]

Weak applause

Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]

Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous

Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"

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Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."

Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"

Homer:" I don't know."

Outside post office sitting on steps

Homer: "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?"

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