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Commemoration of the SNPP billboard

Mayor Quimby: And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such

Warning sign: NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.

Strong applause

Warning sign: MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.

Moderate applause

Warning sign: MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.

Weak applause

Warning sign: CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.

Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous

Homer: Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!

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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.

Postal Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?

Homer: I don't know.

Outside post office sitting on steps

Homer: Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?

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