Blood Feud/Quotes
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- Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
- Mayor Quimby: And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such
- Warning sign: NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.
- Strong applause
- Warning sign: MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.
- Moderate applause
- Warning sign: MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.
- Weak applause
- Warning sign: CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.
- Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
- Homer: Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!
- Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.
- Postal Worker: Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?
- Homer: I don't know.
