One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish/Quotes
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- Dr. Hibbert: Now, a little death anxiety is normal. You can expect to go through five stages. The first is denial.
- Homer: No way! Because I'm not dying!
- Dr. Hibbert: The second is anger.
- Homer: Why you little...
- Dr. Hibbert: After that comes fear.
- Homer: [cringes] What's after fear? What's after fear?
- Dr. Hibbert: Bargaining.
- Homer: Doc, you gotta get me out of this! I'll make it worth your while!
- Dr. Hibbert: Finally, acceptance.
- Homer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
- Dr. Hibbert: Mr. Simpson, your progress astounds me.
- Homer was arrested by the Springfield Police
- Homer{talking to himself}: Oh no, I cannot call Marge, it would upset her even more on her last day with me! Oh, I know, Barney! Homer dails the Gumble residence but gets an answering machine that sings "Nobody's Home" to the tune of Beethoven Doh! Stupid novelty answering machine! {Leaving message} Thanks, Barney! I waste my one phone call from jail getting your dumb answering machine!
- Barney Gumble: It's Homer! Don't hang up! Barney answers Hey Homer, are you in jail? Hey, look out the window! Homer peers out window to see the police station is next door to the Gumble residence. Barney waves to him Hi, neighbor! Why are you in jail?
- Homer: No time to explain! Just come over and pay the $50 to bail me out!
- Barney: FIFTY BUCKS?! What did you do, kill a judge?
