Bart Sneaks Out/Quotes
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< Bart Sneaks Out
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- Bart: Later, dudes. I'm off to Scabby's Dangerworld Skateboarding and Skeet Shooting park. It's the grand opening!
- Marge: You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!
- Bart: Aw, mom The flues are just starting to feel at home in there?
- Sign: A few minutes later
- Bart: This room will always need cleaning, but that skate course will only be new and smooth once! Just a quick run on Scabby's Track of Terror and I'll be back before mom even knows I'm gone! Whoa! This tree's slippery! Can't get a grip! Hey, what are the odds of you guys helping me down?
- Dolph Starbeam: About a dozen to one!
- Jimbo Jones: Who ordered the nerd omelette?
- Homer: Whoo hoo! looks like rain! I won't have to finish lawn!
- Sound: KER-ACK!
- Bart: Yow! The weird thing is... this was till more fun than cleaning my room!