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Homer Takes Out the Rubbish/Quotes

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Homer: Remember, men--- cleanliness is next to laziness! Ahhh, Sunday. The day of rest after a hard week of clockwatching and horseplay at work. The only possible thing that could run it is....
Marge: Homey! Can you please take out the trash?
Sound: Whooosh!
Homer: If I didn't hear it, I don't have to do it. Careful... Careful...
Cow: ?
Homer: [HUFF] [HUFF]
Sound: Slosh! Slosh!
Homer: Must... Knore... Powerful... Stench... Heh, Marge never find me after all that!
Marge: ...just take out the trash, Homer!
Homer: Aw... how do you always find me?
Marge: Easy, you always end up at Moe's
Homer: But they have pickled eggs! Pickled eggs, Marge!