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A Roaming Holiday/Quotes

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Homer: Come on, people! Let's get this summer vacation on the road already. Man, you guys are even slower than these lazy animals of ours.

Homer: Woo-ho! Look out planet. Here come the Simpsons?
Marge: Keep both hands on the wheel, please.
Bart: Are we there yet?

Rod Flanders: Dad! The Simpsons' pets are flying around the backyard.
Todd Flanders: It's a miracle! Come quick!
Ned Flanders: [SIGH] I knew I never should have bought you boys that sugary breakfast ceral. It always leads to blasphemy.

Homer: Pay attention, Bart. I'm going to start our campfire the old fashioned way. With a rock and some flint.

Chief Wiggum: Sixteen signs from ten city blocks. I believe we have a new rold record here, boys. See you in court, Simpson.
Homer: [SOB]
Bart: Are we there yet?