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Have Bodybag, Will Travel!/Quotes

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Aussie Steve: Krieky!
Tyson Neil Degrasse: This is a cluster-cuss of cosmic proportions!
Kicking Chicken: I agree. Bad medince.
McBain: Dammit, Perkins! When you sent us into dis pressure cooker, you never said we'd be fighting cybertonic orangutans!
Perkins: Sorry, McBain. Dr. Malevolent is a gene-splicing madman! All our early intel suggested you'd be fighting a giant cyber puma.
McBain: It's not a puma!

McBain: You want me to sit around as some snot-nosed brat's baby-sittah? No dice, Perkins!
Agent Milano: I'm not a baby! Daddy says this is for my own protection, but i just have it! I'm supposed to meet my sorority sisters for mimosas, not get stuck in this non-Instagrammable nightmare! Hashtag boring!

Agent Milano: My friends are going to freak when they see this #bodyguardinthehouse #drmalvevolentsux
McBain: Hmm... my slaughter sense is tingling...

Dr. Malevolent: Ah, I see you're once again with us. Are you well rested, detective? I certainly hope so. After all, I've got a big day planned for you... and it begings with revenge! When you and your well-oiled platoon destroyed my lab in the Bolivian jungle, I lost decades worth of precious research! My timeline for world domination was seriously gunked up! I spend years recoering all my lost material. It was... frustrating, I don't mind telling you.
McBain: Gah! Get to da point!
Dr. Malevolent: The point is that you are the only person who has been able to thwart me. Your rugged good looks and can-do commando attitude are the only things standing between me and absolute power!

Perkins: Commendable work, McBain. I knew we could beat Malevolent at his own game, but we couldn't have done it without you.
McBain: Perkins!
Perkins: We've been monitoring your situation from field Agent Milano, here. Pretty clever, eh?
Agent Milano: Sorry for the ruse, sir. I didn't want to "21 Jump Street" you, but I was under cover.