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Declan Desmond: Cut! I say, well done everyone!
Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns, I just don't feel comfortable with this.
Mr. Burns: Pish tosh! This Declan Desmond fellow has agreed to film the program here at the nuclear plant. We need some television coverage that isn't a "60 minutes" exposé!

Roy Snyder: I find you, C. Montgomery Burns, guilty of releasing a radioactive cloud over Springfield and making the town uninhabitable! Including my courthouse!
Mr. Burns: Yes yes, just get on with the sentence. My chef needs his meat tenderizer back!

Declan Desmond: Monty, this is the break we need. I'll make a show out of this. A whole town under one roof! It's never been done before!
Mr. Burns: And every day we eliminate one of them.
Declan Desmond: You mean get the town to vote someone out?
Mr. Burns: I meant hunt them for sport. But we'll play it your way. For now.

Declan Desmond: And what room of the mansion are you in again, Comic Book Guy?
Comic Book Guy: Not a room at all. Using city blueprints I downloaded from the Internet, I discovered a secret cave underneath the mansion. I have renovated it to be my secret sancturary, just like Batman!
Declan Desmond: It looks like you parent's basement. How is this like Batman?
Comic Book Guy: Batman lives in his parent's basement!

Seymour Skinner: We demand power!
Ms. Hoover: And water!
Squeaky-voiced teen: And food!
Mr. Burns: I wish I could help, but there's nothing I can do. And by "can do" I mean "feel like doing!"