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The Crimes of the Crazy Cat Lady!/Quotes

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Lure Lass: [thinking] I can't tell Pierre that I have to keep breaking my salon appointments because I'm always called away to fight crime in my other identity as Lure Lass. But it's been wreaking havoc on my civilian identity as Laura Lasser. Well, the only emergency I'm going to take care of today is my hair and nails!

Henchman: Yow! It's Weasel Woman!
Weasel Woman: Playtime's over, kitties! Time to come along, quietly!

Crazy Cat Lady: No more pussyfootin', boys! I have to get home and feed the cats. Let's go!

Crazy Cat Lady: I always admired your courage, young lady... You're not afraid to wear that skirt with those legs!
Lure Lass: Wha-what's wrong with my legs?

Lure Lass: That Crazy Cat Lady used a special cat call and summoned every stray in the vicinity! Can't move... can barely see!
Crazy Cat Lady: Ta-ta, dearie! Until we meet again!

Lure Lass: well! You rounded up those cats in no time, Weasel Woman!
Weasel Woman: I didn't even have to take action, Lure Lass! I just had a little chat with the boys... and I just called a spayed a spayed! Didn't I, boys?