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'''Lisa Simpsons's Sure-Fine, All Purpose, Feeble Yet Effective, Excuses for Getting Out of Gym Class''' is a list over excuses for getting out of gym class by [[Lisa]] from ''[[The Lisa Book]]''. | '''Lisa Simpsons's Sure-Fine, All Purpose, Feeble Yet Effective, Excuses for Getting Out of Gym Class''' is a list over excuses for getting out of gym class by [[Lisa]] from ''[[The Lisa Book]]''. | ||
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*I am suffering from Athlete's Block | *I am suffering from Athlete's Block | ||
*I left my defibrillator at home | *I left my defibrillator at home | ||
Latest revision as of 10:57, December 13, 2020
Lisa Simpsons's Sure-Fine, All Purpose, Feeble Yet Effective, Excuses for Getting Out of Gym Class is a list over excuses for getting out of gym class by Lisa from The Lisa Book.
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- I am suffering from Athlete's Block
- I left my defibrillator at home
- I'm a devout anti-recreationist
- My right Kidney is on the fritz
- I have an hangnail
- The gym is built on an ancient Indian burial ground
- My arches have fallen, and I can't get up
- I wish to exercise my right not to exercise
- My get up and go got up and went
- My therapist says getting picked last for teams has irreparably damaged my self-esteem
- My kneecap is swollen from my nightly prayers for more school gym funds
- The maharishi advises retreat from the physical world
- I threw my back out doing mental gymnastics
- I have Tennis Elbow, Swimmer's Ear, Housemaid's Knee, and Athlete's Foot
- The bench needs warming
- My religious beliefs do not permit me to engage in self-gratifying competition
- I can't afford to be smarter and in better shape than the rest of my family. I'll never hear the end of it
- When the going gets tough, I get tachycardia
