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{{TBT|The Devil: What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan.}} | {{TBT|The Devil: What you DON'T get is I'm the one, true Satan.}} | ||
{{TBT|Old Scratch: Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, it's me!}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Maybe you haven't played the main quest line for MY event. I'm the guy in charge here! If anybody's gonna be the real Prince of Darkness, it's me!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Old Scratch: How 'bout you | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: How 'bout you be...let's see...the Prince of the Presbylutheran Church or the Dark Knight of North Haverbrook. Heh-heh.}} |
{{TBT|The Devil: Oh, that's it! You're going down!}} | {{TBT|The Devil: Oh, that's it! You're going down!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Fight the Devil (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Fight Old Scratch (3h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Ned: Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of Springfield! It truly is the End Times!}} | {{TBT|Ned: Oh Dear Lord! Devils fighting in the streets of Springfield! It truly is the End Times!}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs—}} | {{TBT|Homer: That's what you said last Thursday about the plague of frogs—}} | ||
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{{TBT|Old Scratch: Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld.}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Kid has a point though. We should fight with some sense of pride and dignity. Afterall, I am Ruler of the Underworld.}} | ||
{{TBT|The Devil: YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again!}} | {{TBT|The Devil: YOU'RE Ruler of the Underworld?! That's it, you're getting your hair pulled again!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Accept a Satan-Off Challenge (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Challenge Old Scratch to a Satan-Off (1h, Hellscape, Hellport Pentagram, Hellementary School or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|The Devil: So, here's the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness!}} | {{TBT|The Devil: So, here's the deal: Whoever tricks the greatest number of Springfielders into surrendering their souls shall be known as the One True Prince of Darkness!}} | ||
{{TBT|Old Scratch: I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again!}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: I really don't want to hear the terms of the deal again!}} | ||
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{{TBT|Cletus: Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views!}} | {{TBT|Cletus: Woooeee! Look at all those likes and views!}} | ||
{{TBT|Cletus: And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two?}} | {{TBT|Cletus: And that's just fer round one! A badger vs. Old Scratch. Who's ready fer round two?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Please, just take the deed to this oil well and let me crawl off in peace...}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|The Devil: Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire?}} | {{TBT|The Devil: Young man, how would you like to be a billionaire?}} | ||
{{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: Nah. Millionaire is fine for me.}} | {{TBT|Squeaky Voice Teen: Nah. Millionaire is fine for me.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|The Devil: Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my | + | {{TBT|The Devil: Even better! Just sign here on the dotted line, my boy... Heh-heh...}} |
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons (2h, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Hide From Unruly Raccoons (2h, Maple Tree, Apple Tree, Fancy Tree, Japanese Cherry Tree, Brown House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Try to Steal a Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House)<br>If the user has Squeaky Voice Teen: '''Task: '''Make Squeaky Voice Teen Try to Sell His Soul (2h, Businnesses or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|The Devil: MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—!}} | {{TBT|The Devil: MWAHAHA! And now that I own a teenager's soul—!}} | ||
{{TBT|Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul.}} | {{TBT|Blue-Haired Lawyer: I'm sorry, sir, but my clients already own 53% of this young man's soul.}} | ||
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{{TBT|The Devil: How much of his soul is left?}} | {{TBT|The Devil: How much of his soul is left?}} | ||
{{TBT|Blue-Haired Lawyer: Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you.}} | {{TBT|Blue-Haired Lawyer: Since he's in soul debt, his soul creditors can now come after you.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|The Devil: Uh, | + | {{TBT|The Devil: Uh, hey...did I say I own his soul? I meant Old Scratch! He's the guy you want!}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|Old Scratch: Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention.}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Maybe we're attracting a little too much of the wrong kind of attention.}} | ||
{{TBT|The Devil: Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call off our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us.}} | {{TBT|The Devil: Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we should call off our contest. Besides, there's more than enough sin in Springfield for the two of us.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Absolutely! But first I think it's time we called in a favor from a red devil's best friend...}} |
{{TBT|The Devil: An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college?}} | {{TBT|The Devil: An internet CEO? Parents who cheated to get their kids into college?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Even | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Even better...a despicable politician.}} |
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Ned Rally Springfielders to Drive Out the Devils! (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Springfielders Get Riled Up About Devils [x5] (3h, Town Hall or Flanders House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Call in a Favor (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House)<br>If the user has The Devil: '''Task: '''Make the Devil Enjoy Classic '80s Metal (3h, Town Hall, Hellscape or Flanders House)}} |
{{TBT|Ned: Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—!}} | {{TBT|Ned: Let us drive these foul spawns of Hell out of our fair—!}} | ||
{{TBT|Quimby: Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all.}} | {{TBT|Quimby: Not so fast, Flanders! As a sanctuary city we welcome all.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Ned: You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?!}} | {{TBT|Ned: You're saying we can't reject the very devils in our midst?!}} | ||
{{TBT|Quimby: That is correct. And I'm also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days!}} | {{TBT|Quimby: That is correct. And I'm also pleased to announce the first annual Springfield Devil Days!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Homer: | + | {{TBT|Homer: Mmm... Devil's food Days!}} |
{{TBT|The Devil: It's good to have friends in low places.}} | {{TBT|The Devil: It's good to have friends in low places.}} | ||
{{TBT|Old Scratch: The lower the better.}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: The lower the better.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Moe: You made a deal with Old Scratch not to eat a forbidden donut, which you did anyways, but somehow you got out of goin' to Hell, and now you got a donut for a head.}} | {{TBT|Moe: You made a deal with Old Scratch not to eat a forbidden donut, which you did anyways, but somehow you got out of goin' to Hell, and now you got a donut for a head.}} | ||
{{TBT|Lenny: A tale as old as time.}} | {{TBT|Lenny: A tale as old as time.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Donut Homer: And the beauty | + | {{TBT|Donut Homer: And the beauty part...I can eat my own fluffy, delicious head, and as long as I don't eat it all it grows back the next day!}} |
{{TBT|Moe: Whoop-de-doo. Everything always works out for ol' Homer.}} | {{TBT|Moe: Whoop-de-doo. Everything always works out for ol' Homer.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: It can be great for others, too! For some a donut head is a | + | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: It can be great for others, too! For some a donut head is a curse...but for some a blessing!}} |
{{TBT|Carl: I'll take the blessing part. Lenny, you take the curse.}} | {{TBT|Carl: I'll take the blessing part. Lenny, you take the curse.}} | ||
{{TBT|Lenny: Thanks, buddy!}} | {{TBT|Lenny: Thanks, buddy!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Listen to Evil Shopkeeper's Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Listen to Evil Shopkeeper's Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: '''Task: '''Make Evil Shopkeeper Tell a Cursed Tale (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)}} |
− | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: | + | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: ...and so, whosoever parktaketh of the cursed confectionary cranium shall enjoy a surplus of serendipity!}} |
− | {{TBT|Donut Homer: | + | {{TBT|Donut Homer: ...}} |
− | {{TBT|Lenny: | + | {{TBT|Lenny: ...}} |
− | {{TBT|Carl: | + | {{TBT|Carl: ...}} |
{{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: Eat the damn donut head and you'll have good luck.}} | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: Eat the damn donut head and you'll have good luck.}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: Why are you guys looking at me like that?}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: Why are you guys looking at me like that?}} | ||
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{{TBT|Donut Homer: All good questions. I'm cursed! But if anyone else eats my head they'll have good luck, so Lenny and Carl want to bite my brain.}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: All good questions. I'm cursed! But if anyone else eats my head they'll have good luck, so Lenny and Carl want to bite my brain.}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: I'm hiding here since Chinese people don't eat donuts.}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: I'm hiding here since Chinese people don't eat donuts.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Cookie Kwan: That's not true. Everyone likes donuts, including Chinese | + | {{TBT|Cookie Kwan: That's not true. Everyone likes donuts, including Chinese people...and including me!}} |
{{TBT|Donut Homer: WAAAAH?!}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: WAAAAH?!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|If the user has Cookie Kwan: '''Task: '''Make Cookie Kwan Douse Donut Homer in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|If the user has Cookie Kwan: '''Task: '''Make Cookie Kwan Douse Donut Homer in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Run Before Cookie Kwan Eats Him (3h, Madame Chao's, Chinese Restaurant or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Donut Homer: I almost had another donut hole in my head!}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: I almost had another donut hole in my head!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Donut Homer: And now I'm covered in Sweet 'n Sour | + | {{TBT|Donut Homer: And now I'm covered in Sweet 'n Sour Sauce...and more delicious than ever.}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|Lyla: Donuts aren't meat, Homer.}} | {{TBT|Lyla: Donuts aren't meat, Homer.}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: What?! Explain.}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: What?! Explain.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Try to Crush Lyla with a Buddha Statue (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Try to Crush Lyla with a Buddha Statue (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House)<br>If the user has Lyla: '''Task: '''Make Lyla Calm Donut Homer Down (3h, Springfield Buddhist Temple or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Lyla: Homer, I'm not going to eat your head. You're a sentient being!}} | {{TBT|Lyla: Homer, I'm not going to eat your head. You're a sentient being!}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: How rude! I may be a little slow, but I'm still human.}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: How rude! I may be a little slow, but I'm still human.}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | {{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark:}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: I'll sneak into the House of Evil and beg the Evil Shopkeeper to change me back to normal! Maybe one more bite before I do—}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: I'll sneak into the House of Evil and beg the Evil Shopkeeper to change me back to normal! Maybe one more bite before I do—}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Donut Homer: Hey, what's he | + | {{TBT|Donut Homer: Hey, what's he saying...?}} |
{{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: Mr. Szyslak, I need payment now! I told everybody that eating Homer's head would bring them good luck! That was the agreement.}} | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: Mr. Szyslak, I need payment now! I told everybody that eating Homer's head would bring them good luck! That was the agreement.}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: What?! Moe set me up?!}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: What?! Moe set me up?!}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: Uh, oh.}} | {{TBT|Moe: Uh, oh.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Go on a Donut Head Rampage (8h)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Go on a Donut Head Rampage (8h)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Get Pummeled Senseless by a Giant Donut Head (8h, House of Evil or Brown House)<br>If the user has Evil Shopkeeper: '''Task: '''Make Evil Shopkeeper Regret Life Choices (8h, House of Evil or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Moe: Okay, okay! Homer, we give!}} | {{TBT|Moe: Okay, okay! Homer, we give!}} | ||
{{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: Who knew a giant donut head could make such an effective weapon?}} | {{TBT|Evil Shopkeeper: Who knew a giant donut head could make such an effective weapon?}} | ||
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{{TBT|Moe: Homer, I'm real sorry folks tried to chew off your gorgeous, glazed head. I guess I was just jealous of the attention you was gettin' .}} | {{TBT|Moe: Homer, I'm real sorry folks tried to chew off your gorgeous, glazed head. I guess I was just jealous of the attention you was gettin' .}} | ||
{{TBT|Donut Homer: I understand, Moe. And I think I know someone who can help you!}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: I understand, Moe. And I think I know someone who can help you!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Ask Old Scratch for a Favor (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Donut Homer Ask Old Scratch for a Favor (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Old Scratch: '''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Make Moe Special Too (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Finally Stand Out (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Donut Homer: There you go, Moe! You're all set.}} | {{TBT|Donut Homer: There you go, Moe! You're all set.}} | ||
{{TBT|Old Scratch: Always happy to help a friend of Homer's!}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Always happy to help a friend of Homer's!}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: That's it, | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: That's it, class...lift and twist and jab and poke...find where your victim's pain is most extreme.}} |
{{TBT|Hell Principals: Coach, may I have a word?}} | {{TBT|Hell Principals: Coach, may I have a word?}} | ||
{{TBT|Torture Coach: Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Certainly, boss. Class, keep your pitchforks red hot while I'm gone.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Hell Principals: Unpaid.}} | {{TBT|Hell Principals: Unpaid.}} | ||
{{TBT|Torture Coach: *sigh* I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: *sigh* I'll tell my class to cool their pitchforks.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar (3h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Head to the Bar (3h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>If the user has Hell Principals: '''Task: '''Make Hell Principals Review the Contract with Legal (3h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Torture Coach: I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: I also found out that sabbatical means loss of daycare, which is why Torture Coach Jr. is with me.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: I don't give a toot, but he can't sit at my bar. This may be Hell, but we got laws.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: *sigh* Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice. }} | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: *sigh* Son, go sit in a booth and Daddy will get you an apple juice.}} |
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Best I can do is an apple martini. }} | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Best I can do is an apple martini.}} |
{{TBT|Torture Coach: Just water then.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Just water then.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: If he don't like martinis he aint gonna like the water either.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: If he don't like martinis he aint gonna like the water either.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Hell Teacher: Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! *runs out the door*}} | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Wow, those are great. I'm gonna do them both! Thanks! *runs out the door*}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: You're pretty good at that torture stuff. You could do that for a living.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: I WAS doing it for a living. | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: I WAS doing it for a living. But...you're right. I don't need some two-headed principal to give me permission to do it! I can torture pro bono!}} |
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: You should charge a | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: You should charge a little...enough to pay your drink tab. I got a business to run here.}} |
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono (1h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Go Pro Bono (1h, Hell Moe's, Hellscape, Moe's Tavern, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)<br>If the user has Demon Moe: '''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Refill the Peanuts (1h, Hell Moe's, Moe's Tavern, Hell's Kitchen, Flanders' Personal Hell or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Old Scratch: You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers?}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: You want me to donate my gym so you can offer torture classes to my customers?}} | ||
{{TBT|Torture Coach: Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Full disclosure, I'm gonna record the classes and put them on ViewTube.}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | {{THT|After tapping on Torture Coach's exclamation mark:}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Alright | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Alright class...choke up on the bat-o-nails and swing! Put your hips into it!}} |
{{TBT|Hell Scientist: This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout!}} | {{TBT|Hell Scientist: This is great! I'm learning torture techniques I can use for all eternity AND getting a workout!}} | ||
{{TBT|Torture Coach: Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Kevin, look into the camera when you say that. And those of you watching at home, don't forget to like, subscribe, and smash that notification bell.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Torture Coach: Building revenue takes time.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Building revenue takes time.}} | ||
{{TBT|Old Scratch: I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch!}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: I'll live forever but I don't want to wait forever. Now show Old Scratch some scratch!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: We're up | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: We're up to...fourteen cents. 20% of that is 2.8 cents. You want it now?}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|Torture Coach: You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN!}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: You get what you paid for. And you paid nothing. Now RUN!}} | ||
{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape (4h)}} | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Whip Class Into Shape (4h)}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Alright, so I paid for your new camera, lights, microphones and your wardrobe...}} |
{{TBT|Torture Coach: I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: I can't look like a schlub on ViewTube.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Old Scratch: And I've made a grand total | + | {{TBT|Old Scratch: And I've made a grand total of... *checks ViewTube account* one dollar and thirty-four cents.}} |
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Um...may I remind you—}} |
{{TBT|Old Scratch: Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!!}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Yes, I know! 20% of one dollar and thirty-four cents!!}} | ||
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|Hell Principals: Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc.}} | {{TBT|Hell Principals: Coach, it looks like everything is fine now. We've cleared up the concern over your non-compete clause with Torment Inc.}} | ||
{{TBT|Torture Coach: I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals!}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: I hope our lawyers raked them over the coals!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Hell Principals: | + | {{TBT|Hell Principals: Uh...our lawyers asked nicely, and they said they didn't remember you.}} |
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: *gasp* After all the years I tortured for that | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: *gasp* After all the years I tortured for that company...}} |
{{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen or Brown House)}} | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Mope Back to Hellementary School (2h, Hellementary School, Hellscape, Flanders' Personal Hell, Hell's Kitchen or Brown House)}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Alright, kids. Today's | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Alright, kids. Today's lesson...lightning bolt electroshock.}} |
{{TBT|Beelzebart: I'm so glad to have you back.}} | {{TBT|Beelzebart: I'm so glad to have you back.}} | ||
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} | ||
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{{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:}} | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Moe's exclamation mark:}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Say, Homer, since you're about to leave Hell, I was wonderin' | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Say, Homer, since you're about to leave Hell, I was wonderin'... could you do me a favor when you head back upstairs.}} |
− | {{TBT|Homer: Oh, no! I have to climb stairs?! This is hell! }} | + | {{TBT|Homer: Oh, no! I have to climb stairs?! This is hell!}} |
{{TBT|Demon Moe: Uh, no. I mean when you leave Hell and go back to Springfield.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Uh, no. I mean when you leave Hell and go back to Springfield.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: I was thinkin' youse could invite the mortal Moe down here to get a preview of what he's got in store when he gets down here.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: I was thinkin' youse could invite the mortal Moe down here to get a preview of what he's got in store when he gets down here.}} | ||
{{TBT|Homer: Are you sure this is where Moe's coming? I think he's a pretty good guy.}} | {{TBT|Homer: Are you sure this is where Moe's coming? I think he's a pretty good guy.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: Hoo boy. You don't know the dark side of Moe.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Hoo boy. You don't know the dark side of Moe.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Ask Homer for a Favor (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Ask Homer for a Favor (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Homer Agree to Do a Favor for Demon Moe (1h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Homer: So there are two Moes?}} | {{TBT|Homer: So there are two Moes?}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: No, I'm just the guy in charge of what he's gonna face when his butt lands here in Hades.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: No, I'm just the guy in charge of what he's gonna face when his butt lands here in Hades.}} | ||
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{{TBT|Homer: Hey, Demon Moe! I brought regular Moe down like you asked.}} | {{TBT|Homer: Hey, Demon Moe! I brought regular Moe down like you asked.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: Why'd you bring Lenny and Carl too?}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Why'd you bring Lenny and Carl too?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Lenny: Homer said he was going to Cool Moe's. }} | + | {{TBT|Lenny: Homer said he was going to Cool Moe's.}} |
{{TBT|Carl: We never met a Cool Moe so we had to come.}} | {{TBT|Carl: We never met a Cool Moe so we had to come.}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: I don't get it. What is this place?}} | {{TBT|Moe: I don't get it. What is this place?}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: This is where you're gonna spend eternity, pal.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: This is where you're gonna spend eternity, pal.}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: Aw, geez. In the afterlife, I was hopin' to get out of the servin'-drinks-to-jerks business.}} | {{TBT|Moe: Aw, geez. In the afterlife, I was hopin' to get out of the servin'-drinks-to-jerks business.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Explain Moe's Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Explain Moe's Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Balk at His Fate (3h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)}} |
− | {{TBT|Moe: Wait, so I'll have a miserable life, die, and spend a miserable eternity in this dump? }} | + | {{TBT|Moe: Wait, so I'll have a miserable life, die, and spend a miserable eternity in this dump?}} |
{{TBT|Demon Moe: Pretty much, yeah. Hope yer into smokey, hot, and sweaty.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Pretty much, yeah. Hope yer into smokey, hot, and sweaty.}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: What'd I do to deserve this?}} | {{TBT|Moe: What'd I do to deserve this?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: The watering down of drinks, the rhino horn | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: The watering down of drinks, the rhino horn business...}} |
{{TBT|Moe: Big deal! Everybody does that.}} | {{TBT|Moe: Big deal! Everybody does that.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Lenny: The shotgunning, the cheating at | + | {{TBT|Lenny: The shotgunning, the cheating at cards...}} |
− | {{TBT|Carl: Selling rotten eggs, clubbing innocent | + | {{TBT|Carl: Selling rotten eggs, clubbing innocent rats...}} |
{{TBT|Moe: Okay, everybody, stop already. I get it.}} | {{TBT|Moe: Okay, everybody, stop already. I get it.}} | ||
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
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{{TBT|MarkTwain: I wish I'd never said a lot of things.}} | {{TBT|MarkTwain: I wish I'd never said a lot of things.}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: And so you'll have to stay with me forever, in all my gripin', complaining and general miserableness. That's gonna be fun for you?}} | {{TBT|Moe: And so you'll have to stay with me forever, in all my gripin', complaining and general miserableness. That's gonna be fun for you?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Yep...wait, no.}} |
{{TBT|Demon Moe: I may not have thought this through.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: I may not have thought this through.}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: I can see that. *chuckles*}} | {{TBT|Moe: I can see that. *chuckles*}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Become Horrifically Depressed (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Become Horrifically Depressed (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Enjoy Sharing the Pain (4h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4=== | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4=== | ||
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{{TBT|Moe: That's the spirit. And I'll cover for ya on ladies' nights down here.}} | {{TBT|Moe: That's the spirit. And I'll cover for ya on ladies' nights down here.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: Good luck with Lizzy Borden and Ma Barker. They are a couple of mean drunks!}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Good luck with Lizzy Borden and Ma Barker. They are a couple of mean drunks!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Relax and Enjoy Life (4h)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Relax and Enjoy Life (4h)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5=== | ===Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5=== | ||
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{{TBT|Demon Moe: There's still hope. Go to church, fold yer hands, and pray to the guy upstairs. If that works, you could go to heaven and I get to keep the bar.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: There's still hope. Go to church, fold yer hands, and pray to the guy upstairs. If that works, you could go to heaven and I get to keep the bar.}} | ||
{{TBT|Moe: Hey, you really think I got a shot at heaven?}} | {{TBT|Moe: Hey, you really think I got a shot at heaven?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: I don't wanna lie to you, but I'm | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: I don't wanna lie to you, but I'm gonna...sure you got a shot!}} |
− | {{TBT|If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Wander Home (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|If the user has Moe: '''Task: '''Make Moe Wander Home (2h, Moe's Tavern or Brown House)<br>'''Task: '''Make Demon Moe Propose a Toast for Regular Moe (2h, Hell Moe's or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Hell Scientist: So he just went back home?}} | {{TBT|Hell Scientist: So he just went back home?}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Moe: Yep. I can't help feelin' bad for the guy.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Yep. I can't help feelin' bad for the guy.}} | ||
{{TBT|Hell Scientist: We should drink a toast to Moe.}} | {{TBT|Hell Scientist: We should drink a toast to Moe.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: That's a real sweet thought. }} | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: That's a real sweet thought.}} |
{{TBT|Demon Moe: On the other hand, it seems like a waste of good alcohol. Moe wouldn't want that.}} | {{TBT|Demon Moe: On the other hand, it seems like a waste of good alcohol. Moe wouldn't want that.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Hell Scientist: A FREE | + | {{TBT|Hell Scientist: A FREE drink...to Moe!}} |
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Get outta my bar, you bum! }} | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: Get outta my bar, you bum!}} |
− | {{TBT|Demon Moe: *pulls out baseball bat* Sweet thought is over! }} | + | {{TBT|Demon Moe: *pulls out baseball bat* Sweet thought is over!}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|Demon Technician: Who would take a day off when one's job is to create so many horrifying pleas for mercy?}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Who would take a day off when one's job is to create so many horrifying pleas for mercy?}} | ||
{{TBT|Old Scratch: You do have it pretty sweet.}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: You do have it pretty sweet.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Fine Tune Torture Device (8h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Fine Tune Torture Device (8h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br>If the user has Old Scratch: '''Task: '''Make Old Scratch Worry About HR Violations (8h, Hellscape or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2=== | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2=== | ||
{{Table| | {{Table| | ||
{{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | {{THT|After tapping on Demon Technician's exclamation mark:}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Excuse | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Excuse me...um, sir. HR asked me to come down and speak with you.}} |
{{TBT|Demon Technician: Why doesn't HR come talk to me themselves?}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Why doesn't HR come talk to me themselves?}} | ||
{{TBT|Hell Teacher: Frankly, sir, they're afraid of you.}} | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Frankly, sir, they're afraid of you.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Technician: That's fair.}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: That's fair.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: | + | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: So...how 'bout taking a break and using up some of that vacation time?}} |
{{TBT|Demon Technician: Just as soon as I get my Eye-Poking Machine recalibrated. Can you help me out?}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Just as soon as I get my Eye-Poking Machine recalibrated. Can you help me out?}} | ||
{{TBT|Hell Teacher: Uh, I'm not really — OW! It's missing my eye and picking my nose!}} | {{TBT|Hell Teacher: Uh, I'm not really — OW! It's missing my eye and picking my nose!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Technician: | + | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Damn...more recalibration is needed.}} |
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Perfect Eye-Poking Tech (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Perfect Eye-Poking Tech (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House)<br>If the user has Hell Teacher: '''Task: '''Make Hell Teacher Leave in a Hurry (1h, Torture Conveyor Belt or Brown House)<br>'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} |
}} | }} | ||
===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3=== | ===Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3=== | ||
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{{TBT|Demon Technician: Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I finish testing the new Gut Inverter.}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Yeah, yeah, just as soon as I finish testing the new Gut Inverter.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Technician: Hey, you want to see it in action?}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Hey, you want to see it in action?}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Torture Coach: | + | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Well...}} |
{{TBT|Demon Technician: No guts, no gory!}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: No guts, no gory!}} | ||
{{TBT|Torture Coach: AAAGGHHH! It works! It works!}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: AAAGGHHH! It works! It works!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Torture With Sadistic Glee (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Torture With Sadistic Glee (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br>If the user has Torture Coach: '''Task: '''Make Torture Coach Watch the Master at Work (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt, Hellscape or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|Torture Coach: Boy, with all the screaming, you'd think they wouldn't have the breath to ask for more coffee.}} | {{TBT|Torture Coach: Boy, with all the screaming, you'd think they wouldn't have the breath to ask for more coffee.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|Demon Technician: We do like to make our victims feel at | + | {{TBT|Demon Technician: We do like to make our victims feel at home...and in pain.}} |
{{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | {{TBT|'''Quest reward''': {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|Demon Technician: Wow, I guess I've been too busy to notice.}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Wow, I guess I've been too busy to notice.}} | ||
{{TBT|God: Take a day and come along with me to Krustyland. You can hear people scream my name in terror.}} | {{TBT|God: Take a day and come along with me to Krustyland. You can hear people scream my name in terror.}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Tag Along to Krustyland (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Tag Along to Krustyland (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House)<br>If the user has God: '''Task: '''Make God Ride the Tooth Chipper Over and Over (6h, The Tooth Chipper, Krustyland Entrance or Brown House)}} |
{{TBT|God: See, that was fun! And it's healthy to get your mind off work for a bit.}} | {{TBT|God: See, that was fun! And it's healthy to get your mind off work for a bit.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Technician: Are you kidding? I've got so many new ideas now. I can't wait to get back to the shop!}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: Are you kidding? I've got so many new ideas now. I can't wait to get back to the shop!}} | ||
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{{TBT|Old Scratch: Hey, whatever. I just needed HR off my back. Now I can tell them to go to He — uh, go to Here.}} | {{TBT|Old Scratch: Hey, whatever. I just needed HR off my back. Now I can tell them to go to He — uh, go to Here.}} | ||
{{TBT|Demon Technician: And look at this backlog of damned souls that need processing. I'm in Heaven! By which I mean Hell!}} | {{TBT|Demon Technician: And look at this backlog of damned souls that need processing. I'm in Heaven! By which I mean Hell!}} | ||
− | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Do What He Does Best (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br | + | {{TBT|'''Task: '''Make Demon Technician Do What He Does Best (4h, Torture Conveyor Belt)<br>''Quest reward''': {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}}} |
}} | }} | ||
[[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out gameplays]] | [[Category:The Simpsons: Tapped Out gameplays]] |
Revision as of 10:59, December 11, 2020
Contents
A Congress of Devils
A Congress of Devils Pt. 1
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 2
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 3
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 4
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A Congress of Devils Pt. 5
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head
Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 1
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 2
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 3
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 4
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Like a Donut Hole in the Head Pt. 5
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More Pain, No Gain
More Pain, No Gain Pt. 1
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 2
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 3
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 4
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More Pain, No Gain Pt. 5
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame
Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 1
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 2
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 3
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 4
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Where Everybody Knows Your Shame Pt. 5
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Roamin' Holiday
Roamin' Holiday Pt. 1
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 2
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 3
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 4
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Roamin' Holiday Pt. 5
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