Difference between revisions of "How Miss Hoover Got Her Groove Back/Quotes"

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Miss Hoover: Okay, class. This is a pop quiz. Take out your number two pencils and you know the rest.

Lisa: Oh, boy! Pop quiz tuesday! I like this almost as much as strandardized test thursday!

Miss Hoover: Good morning, class! I'm you new teacher, Miss Hoover! Now, I have a lot of activites planned where you'll get to learn and have fun! This is going to be an exciting year for all of us, I think. Now who would like to-- uh, excuse me. Young man, you're supposed to be paying attention, not drawing pictures.

Bart: But I'm drawing a picture of you, miss Cootie.

Miss Hoover: My name is miss Hoover.

Bart: Sorry, miss Cootie.

Miss Hoover: It's pronuced, "miss Hoover".

Bart: Miss Cootie?

Miss Hoover: Miss Hoover!

Bart: Miss Doodie?

Miss Hoover: I am not "miss Doodie"!

Bart: The teacher said, "doodie"! Ahahaha!

Nelson: Haw haw!

Lisa: Mom, my teacher, Miss Hoover, has lost the will to teach. What am I going to do? Without an instructor that's engaged in my eduction, I could end up going to a second or third tier college!

Marge: Well, what makes you say she's lost her will to teach?

Lisa: She let Ralph grade our pop quizes! He gave everybody a "J+" and then sent us home for pie!

Marge: Well, maybe you could remind miss Hoover of why she got into teaching. Take her to some inspiring educational places.

Lisa: Hmmm... okay thanks, mom.

Marge: Sure. Now in the mean time... ...could you grab the toaster and pull?

Lisa: Dad, are you still holding on to your toast?

Homer: Maybe.

Ralph: I can spin in circles until my tummy goes whoopsie!

Edna: So you lost your will to teach, huh?

Miss Hoover: Yeah.

Edna: Welcome to the club.