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− | :'''[[Raphael]]:''' Okay, I think | + | :'''[[Raphael]]:''' Okay, I think I see the problem! |
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What is it? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' What is it? | ||
:'''[[Raphael]]:''' You've been letting this guy drive the car! | :'''[[Raphael]]:''' You've been letting this guy drive the car! | ||
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:'''[[Gil]]:''' Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need! | :'''[[Gil]]:''' Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need! | ||
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You have a way to keep riffraff off my property? | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' You have a way to keep riffraff off my property? | ||
− | :'''[[Gil]]:''' Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a | + | :'''[[Gil]]:''' Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher! |
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more! | :'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more! | ||
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Revision as of 20:24, March 26, 2020
- Raphael: Okay, I think I see the problem!
- Marge: What is it?
- Raphael: You've been letting this guy drive the car!
- Homer: Hey!
- Bart: Ha!
- Gil: Hello, my good man! You'll be happy to hear I've got just what you need!
- Mr. Burns: You have a way to keep riffraff off my property?
- Gil: Heh, heh! Well, this place is like a castle. You could always build a moat! Now, let me tell you about this electric back scratcher!
- Mr. Burns: A moat, eh? I like it! Tell me more!
- Gil: We did it! We ordered the smartest and most vicious crocodiles in all of Australia!
- Mr. Burns: Good that should keep the dregs of society away from my moat!
- Gil: Well, here's the thing...
- Mr. Burns: Is it a good thing?
- Gil: The crocodiles have decided they want to live in the mansion instead.
- Homer: Goodbye old friend!
- Marge: We'll miss you!
- Bart: You were one of the family!
- Lisa: I'll never forget you!
- Raphael: And this day just got weird.
- Bart: We're alive!
- Lisa: But how?
- Mr. Burns: I'll tell you how! You drove your flaming Hindenburg right into my moat!
- Waylon Smithers: On the bright side, sir, it did stop them from getting onto your property!
- Mr. Burns: You're right Smithers! I should thank that salesman! But it appears I'm a bit late. Oh dear, Phineas shouldn't have eaten him... he's on a strict macrobiotic diet!