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Homer: You wanated to see me, Mr. Burns?
Mr. Burns: Yes, now close the door! I'm not paying to heat the entire power plant!
Waylon Smithers: Well... technically you are, sir. But the funds go directly back to you.
Mr. Burns: God bless America!

Dr. Nick: Hi, everybody!
Krusty, Bart, and Lisa: Hi, Dr. Nick!
Lisa: Aren't you just a people doctor?
Dr. Nick: I can fake more than one medical degree!

Krusty: Good work today, kid!
Bart: Thanks. Now ehere's the zipper on this costume?
Krusty: The zipper made it take too long to get on and off, so we super-glued you into it. Just keep wearing it until Mr. Teeny is better!
Bart: But I have to go to school!
Krusty: I'm sure the kids will understaaand!

Lisa: So how realstic do you want this Mars rocket to be?
Homer: Better than Elon Musk's.
Lisa: Oooh! A challenge! Okay, we're going to need solar-panel as a long-term fuel source!

Lisa: Did you care at all about what we doing? The science?
Homer: Lisa, don't tell Bart this, but one of the reasons I like spending time wih you is I always end up feeling smarter afterwards.
Lisa: How do you feel after you spend time with Bart?
Homer: Lucky to be alive.