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Revision as of 17:27, March 13, 2020
- Apu: To make up for our lack of customer service, might I interest you in free tickets to "Krusty on Ice"?
- Homer: Free tickets?! What's the catch?
- Apu: No catch at all. The tickets are only for our best customers. A holiday gift from our Kwik-E-Mart family to yours.
- Sound: YOINK!
- Bart: Ice shows are little kids, mom!
- Marge: Your father paid a lot for these tickets. Besides... it's Krusty the Clown. You love Krusty.
- Lisa: Sorry, mom. Bart's love for Krusty has waned ever since Krusty's "Hipster Beard-Growing Kit" Gave him a nasty rash.
- Bart: And no beard, hipster or otherwise! Plus, I'm still mad about the "Krusty Taxi" video game. Everything was in Korean for some reason!
- Marge: The show is starting, Bart! Isn't the exciting?
- Bart: I was promised cotton candy.
- Drayden: Cotton candy! Get yer cotton candy here!
- Marge: Twenty dollars?! This is how the Grinch actually stole Christmas.
- Bart: This is the worst. Christmas. Present. Ever!
