Difference between revisions of "Secret Size Me/Quotes"

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Homer: I haven't eaten anything since the snack I had in the car on my way over her! Garçon! My usual!

Squeaky-voiced teen: You know the rules, Mr. Simpson. You have to wait in line before demanding your order.

Homer: It's... so... beautiful....

Ned Flanders: Hey-ho, neighborino! What kind of fancy burger is that?

Homer: Butt out, Flanders. Eating.

Ned Flanders:Okilly-dokilly!

Homer: Mmmm... secrets...

Homer: Step aside, losers! I want one of every item on the secret menu!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Uh, well... i'm not allowed to sever secret items unless they're specifically ordered.

Homer: But I don't know what the names are!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Sorry!

Homer: "Flappy pappy hog burger"?

Squeaky-voiced teen: No.

Homer: "Double-town trick sticks"?

Squeaky-voiced teen: No.

Homer: "Underground nacho party-style"?

Squeaky-voiced teen: Not even close.

Homer: "Angry man's bad choice"?

Squeaky-voiced teen: No.

Homer: Puh-leeeease! Please - pleasepleaseplease ---

Squeaky-voiced teen: I can't tell you, sir! It's secret!

Homer: How about I tell you a secret? Then you can tell me one! I once ate a toenail. I dream of leaving Bart stranded at sea. I can't clap. I'm pretty sure faking the moon landing was my idea. I chew tinfoil even though I know i'm not supposed to. I don't know what a webinar is! And I never know if what I see in a mirror is a reflection, or if i'm the reflection!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Okay! Okay! Fine. I'll tell you! Just please stop sharing personal details! You've already tested everything on the secret menu. There's only the one item.

Homer: [GRUMBLE!] Lousy, delicious, non-secret food... unless... hee hee hee!

Chief Wiggum: Whoa, what kind of glorious Krustyburger is that?

Homer: Sorry, chief. Can't tell you. It's a secret.