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Revision as of 17:21, March 13, 2020
- Bart: Hey, man, do you still pay cash for news tips?
- Kent Brockman: ...a man spending his entire vacation on the couch? Now, that's a story! Homer's nap, day five. Having established that Homer Simpsons is indeed sleeping and not dead as it first appeared, we find ourselves asking, "why?" what makes a man choose to sleep for an enitre week?
- Marge: He's never done this before. He won't even watch TV, and this is bikini week on the Home Shopping Network!
- Kent Brockman: ...and here we see people gathered, seeking the knowledge they believe Homer will attain on his slumber journey!
- Moe: Yeah, well. He better hurry up with the entertainment, 'cause I gotta get back to my bar them beers ain't gonna water themselves!
- Kent Brockman: Wait? He's waking up! What he has learned on his sleep odyssey? What words of wisdom will he give us? Homer, tell us the words that will resound throughout the ages!
- Sign: In the year 2099.
- Sign: "All you need is couch!"
