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Bart: But I don't understand why we couldn't fly!
Homer: Fly? Why pay that much to be packed in like sardines?
Homer thinking: Homer Mmm... sardines.

Marge: Oh my, I guess we'll have to sit separated.
Old Jack: And you'll have to check the baby, ma'am.
Marge: But Maggie doesn't need changing.
Old Jack: I mean you'll have to check the baby in the carry-on lagguage area!
Marge: I'll just have her sit on my lap.
Old Jack: She'll have to be on your shoulders, ma'am. The woman in 27-A needs your lap for her boa constrictor!

Lisa: Arlo Guthrie was right. When you're riding the rails, all the towns look alike.
Bart: There's a reason for that... ...we haven't left the station yet!

Bart: As I live and breath, it's Bart Simpson!
Martin: Martin?! Nobody told me this was a geek train!

Lisa: I'm proud of you, Bart. It's like the Underground Railroad!
Bart: It looked pretty above ground to me!