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Difference between revisions of "The Wisdom of Ralph"

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*My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
 
*My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
 
*Pop music is hard work.
 
*Pop music is hard work.
*Sleep is where I'm a viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
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*Sleep is where I'm a Viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
 
*Food is our friend.
 
*Food is our friend.
 
*When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.
 
*When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.

Latest revision as of 16:56, March 9, 2020

The Wisdom of Ralph is a list of wisdom words by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.

The Wisdom of Ralph[edit]

  • If rice is wriggling, it's not rice.
  • A puppy can grow up to be president of America, but a kitten cannot.
  • If you put something far enoguh back in your nose, it will come out your mouth.
  • When I'm sick, my tummy makes floor soup.
  • I eat corn.
  • Hamburgers come from little hambs.
  • Satan told me to tell you "Hello!"
  • I'm undescribable.
  • Bitey things are niceless.
  • I saw Honolulu out the window.
  • My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
  • Pop music is hard work.
  • Sleep is where I'm a Viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
  • Food is our friend.
  • When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.
  • Socks are not as funny as they smell.
  • The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying.
  • If your nose starts to bleed, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
  • Maacaroni and cheese without cheese is spaghetti.
  • Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
  • Happiness is a dry night.
  • The leprechuan tells me to start fires.
  • I made a puddle!
  • My mommy swallowed a watermelon seed, and a watermelon growed in her stomach, and I was inside it.