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Latest revision as of 16:56, March 9, 2020
The Wisdom of Ralph is a list of wisdom words by Ralph from The Ralph Wiggum Book.
The Wisdom of Ralph[edit]
- If rice is wriggling, it's not rice.
- A puppy can grow up to be president of America, but a kitten cannot.
- If you put something far enoguh back in your nose, it will come out your mouth.
- When I'm sick, my tummy makes floor soup.
- I eat corn.
- Hamburgers come from little hambs.
- Satan told me to tell you "Hello!"
- I'm undescribable.
- Bitey things are niceless.
- I saw Honolulu out the window.
- My other mommy went to the squirrel farm.
- Pop music is hard work.
- Sleep is where I'm a Viking and that's how the bed gets wet.
- Food is our friend.
- When I hear a bad word, I unlisten.
- Socks are not as funny as they smell.
- The scissors say they won't hurt you, but they're lying.
- If your nose starts to bleed, it means you're picking it too much, or not enough.
- Maacaroni and cheese without cheese is spaghetti.
- Lee Harvey Oswald killed Kennedy.
- Happiness is a dry night.
- The leprechuan tells me to start fires.
- I made a puddle!
- My mommy swallowed a watermelon seed, and a watermelon growed in her stomach, and I was inside it.
