Difference between revisions of "The Exorsister!/Quotes"
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:'''[[Ned]]''': The basement? | :'''[[Ned]]''': The basement? | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something... | :'''[[Marge]]''': Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something... | ||
| − | :'''[[Ned]]''': Hrmmm | + | :'''[[Ned]]''': Hrmmm... |
:'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Hiya, pop! | :'''[[Rod]] & [[Todd]]''': Hiya, pop! | ||
:'''[[Ned]]''': Great merciful heavens! | :'''[[Ned]]''': Great merciful heavens! | ||
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm Madonna. | :'''[[Lisa]]''': I'm Madonna. | ||
:'''[[Ned]]''': Who?!?! | :'''[[Ned]]''': Who?!?! | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here! |
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency! | ||
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon! | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon! | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?! | :'''[[Marge]]''': But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?! | ||
| − | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around... |
:'''[[Marge]]''': My goodness! Is it contagious? | :'''[[Marge]]''': My goodness! Is it contagious? | ||
| − | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... | + | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day. |
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': Hmmm | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion... |
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Thank goodness you're here, reverend! | :'''[[Marge]]''': Thank goodness you're here, reverend! | ||
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:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': Well, I might as well get right down to business. | :'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': Well, I might as well get right down to business. | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire? | :'''[[Bart]]''': If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire? | ||
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': And the big game starts in one hour, so try to | + | :'''[[Homer]]''': And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy! |
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:'''[[Marge]]''': Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back? | :'''[[Marge]]''': Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back? | ||
Revision as of 15:43, May 5, 2017
- Ned: Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
- Marge: I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
- Ned: The basement?
- Marge: Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
- Ned: Hrmmm...
- Rod & Todd: Hiya, pop!
- Ned: Great merciful heavens!
- Ned: And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
- Lisa: I'm Madonna.
- Ned: Who?!?!
- Bart: Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're trying to establish here!
- Lisa: I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!
- Dr. Hibbert: According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
- Marge: But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!
- Dr. Hibbert: That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a symptom that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm surprised to see it's still around...
- Marge: My goodness! Is it contagious?
- Dr. Hibbert: Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... My receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
- Marge: Hmmm... maybe I should get a second opinion...
- Marge: Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
- Homer: Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Well, I might as well get right down to business.
- Bart: If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
- Homer: And the big game starts in one hour, so try to make it snappy!
- Marge: Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?
- Rev. Lovejoy: No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
- Lisa: Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!
