Difference between revisions of "The Ex-Files/Quotes"

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Lisa: Whoa! No running in the hallway while I'm wearing my hall monitor jacket!

Nelson: I saw something horrible in the school cafeteria!

Lisa: I know. It's meatloaf Monday. Have you ever thought of giving vegetarianism a try?

Nelson: No! And also, a meatloaf monster ate Lunchlady Doris!

Lisa: Bart? What are you doing?

Bart: We heard there was a ghost stealing library books... you?

Nelson: Chasing a meatloaf monster that eats people.

Bart: Nuts! That's way cooler than our lame mystery!

Ralph: I are too many dog treats.

Milhouse: And I lost my glasses.

Homer: Hey, sweetie!

Lisa: Dad! What happened to ou?

Homer: The mall had a make your own jigsaw puzzle machine, and apparently, you're not supposed to operate it while intoxicated!

Lisa: We need to find something to do with fast food!

Homer: I sense fries and gravy! This way!

Nelson: I didn't know your old man could move that fast!

Lisa: Only when trans fats are involved!

Lisa: Professor Frink?

Professor Frink: Thank Turing you're here! Untie me!

Nelson: Luck I learned all about knots when I beat up that boy scout troop!

Lisa: Are you behind all this?

Professor Frink: Sadly, yes. But I started with the best of intentions [ga-hey] all I wanted to do was find a way to clone school lunches!

Nelson: Huh? Why?

Professor Frink: To make the more affordable and not have to use animals for meat!

Lisa: I like this so far!

Professor Frink: But the company sponsoring me had other ideas! They tried to use my ideas to clone soldiers out of school lunch food! They were unstable and ran amuck! Amuck, I tell you!

Nelson: I knew it! Space aliens!

Lisa: We caught you!

Kang/Kodos: Ha ha! Foolish children! No one will ever believe you!

Lisa: Sure they will. I recorded your conversation with my phone camera and posted it live on the Internet. "Alien conspiracy revealed" is trending right under pictures of Justin Bieber's new haircut!