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'''E.A.R.L.''', short for '''Electronic Automatic Robotic Lighthouse''', is a system that controls an automated lighthouse in [[Springfield]].
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The '''Itchy & Scratchy robots''' were a group of robots shaped like [[Itchy]] and [[Scratchy]]. They paraded around [[Itchy & Scratchy Land (Theme Park)|Itchy & Scratchy Land]] as tourist attractions.
  
[[Homer]] had had a fight with [[Marge]] and was wandering through Springfield in search of his soulmate when he happened to look at the lighthouse. It occurred to him that the lighthouse keeper had to be the loneliest guy in the world, so he ran to the lighthouse. When he got there, he saw the sign on the door reading "This lighthouse operated by EARL". Taking that to mean the name of the lighthouse keeper, Homer eagerly rushed in and shouted, "Here I come, buddy! No more loneliness for Homer and Earl!"
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The robots were equipped with weapons such as axes, chainsaws, mallets and machine guns. Several times a day, they paraded down the main street of Itchy & Scratchy Land attacking each other. As state-of-the-art animatronic robots, they had sensors and programming that ensured that they would only attack each other, and never attack visitors to the park.
  
Homer was bewildered, however, to find that there was no human being inside, but an electronic control panel with a display reading "E.A.R.L. Electronic Automatic Robotic Lighthouse". When he realized that "Earl" was actually a machine, he got angry...
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Flash photography of the robots was forbidden. As a yokel tourist discovered when he took a picture, the camera flashes made the robots spark and malfunction. The park had a room for repairing the robots. [[Professor Frink]] predicted that according to {{w|Chaos theory|chaos theory}}, all robots would eventually attack their masters, but the park's robots wouldn't do so for at least 24 hours. His calculations were proven incorrect, however, when the robots attacked as soon as he finished delivering his prediction...
  
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Revision as of 14:35, June 1, 2016

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The Itchy & Scratchy robots were a group of robots shaped like Itchy and Scratchy. They paraded around Itchy & Scratchy Land as tourist attractions.

The robots were equipped with weapons such as axes, chainsaws, mallets and machine guns. Several times a day, they paraded down the main street of Itchy & Scratchy Land attacking each other. As state-of-the-art animatronic robots, they had sensors and programming that ensured that they would only attack each other, and never attack visitors to the park.

Flash photography of the robots was forbidden. As a yokel tourist discovered when he took a picture, the camera flashes made the robots spark and malfunction. The park had a room for repairing the robots. Professor Frink predicted that according to chaos theory, all robots would eventually attack their masters, but the park's robots wouldn't do so for at least 24 hours. His calculations were proven incorrect, however, when the robots attacked as soon as he finished delivering his prediction...

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