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{{Character|
 
{{Character|
 
image= [[Image:Marge-simpson.gif|300px]]|
 
image= [[Image:Marge-simpson.gif|300px]]|
name=Marjorie "Marge" Bouvier Simpson|
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name=Ivonne Womanstrong Farleyborough, maiden name Thurston|
gender=Female|
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gender=Female, but with a penis|
hair=Tall Blue Bee-Hive|
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hair=weird looking blue ass|
age=34|
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age=64|
job=Housewife|
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job=working woman at [[Lesbian Mall of Pinnacle]]|
relatives=Husband [[Homer Simpson|Homer]], Son [[Bart Simpson|Bart]], Daughters [[Lisa Simpson| Lisa]], [[Maggie Simpson|Maggie]], Sisters [[Patty Bouvier| Patty]] and [[Selma Bouvier| Selma]] and Mother [[Jacqueline Bouvier| Jacqueline]] |
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relatives=Husband [[Homer Simpson|Slade]], Son [[Bart Simpson|Jim]], son [[Fred]], gay lover [[Kimberley Feldspar]], sister [[Jeannie Thurston]]|
 
appearance=?|
 
appearance=?|
voiced by=Julie Kavner|  
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Voiced By= Zorgin Hmorgin|  
 
}}
 
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==Info==
 
==Info==
She is the well-meaning and patient wife of Homer. Her most notable physical feature is her blue hair, styled into an improbably high beehive. With few exceptions, Marge spends most of her time tending to housework, minding Maggie, being supportive of Lisa, and either disciplining Bart or defending him from Homer's rage. She was named after Margaret Groening, mother of Matt Groening, creator of The Simpsons.
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She is the ridiculously liberal feminist mother. She may be homo, as she works at the [[Lesbian Mall of Pinnacle|lesbian mall]] in the gay village and her mother and sister are [[HoMo]].
  
 
==Family==
 
==Family==
[[Image:Young Marge and Homer.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Young Marge and Homer]]
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[[Image:Young Marge and Homer.jpg|right|200px|thumb|Yvonne and her gay boss [[E. Feminate]]]]
Marge Simpson grew up with her sisters Patty and Selma in the Bouvier household. She met her hunka-hunka burnin' love, Homer J. Simpson, while they were in detention. She was in for burning a bra in a feminist protest, he was in for smoking in the bathroom.
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Marge Simpson grew up with her sister Jeannie in the Thurston household. She met her love--later hate--, Slade, while they were in detention. She was in for burning a bra in a feminist protest, he was in for smoking in the bathroom.
Even with the chaos, confusion and panic that raising three kids (and Homer) can cause, Marge is happiest at home. Homer may not be the brightest guy on the planet, or even the second brightest, but she's in love with him.  
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Her true love appears to be Kim Feldspar, meaning she is at least bisexual.
  
 
==Hair==
 
==Hair==
 
[[Image:Marge simpson hair.jpg|left|200px]]
 
[[Image:Marge simpson hair.jpg|left|200px]]
Marge has some serious hair. The big blue 'tower of power' on top of her head brings her to a Shaq-worthy eight feet tall. It was once mentioned, by Homer, that she actually dyes her hair blue, as she's been "gray as a mule since 17". It became her trademark style after she met Homer. She keeps a drawer full of hairspray to keep it
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freakish
in shape and she's had everything from cash to small, furry animals hidden in it.
 
  
  
 
==Jobs==
 
==Jobs==
[[Image:Marge MAXIM.png|right|200px|thumb|Marge Cleaning from Maxim]]
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[[Image:Marge MAXIM.png|right|200px|thumb|Marge Cleaning, part of the Lesbian Mall]]
When she's not cooking up a storm at the Simpson home, Marge is out living the wild life. She's been tempted to start a life of crime by her neighbor, Ruth Powers. Another time she became a Springfield police officer and had to arrest Homer. As the Simpson babe she's even had a smooth-talking bowling instructor try to put the moves on her. Marge's one-episode jobs have included
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Worker at a mall 4 gayz.
  
*Pretzel maker/saleswoman
 
*Cop
 
*Real-estate agent (where she sells the infamous "Murder House" to Ned Flanders)
 
*Springfield Nuclear Power Plant worker
 
*Professional artist
 
*Substitute teacher at Springfield Elementary
 
*Novel writer
 
  
 
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[[Category: Characters]]

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Gender: Female, but with a penis
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Age: 64
Hair: weird looking blue ass
Occupation: working woman at Lesbian Mall of Pinnacle
Relatives: Husband Slade, Son Jim, son Fred, gay lover Kimberley Feldspar, sister Jeannie Thurston
First appearance:  ?


Info

She is the ridiculously liberal feminist mother. She may be homo, as she works at the lesbian mall in the gay village and her mother and sister are HoMo.

Family

Marge Simpson grew up with her sister Jeannie in the Thurston household. She met her love--later hate--, Slade, while they were in detention. She was in for burning a bra in a feminist protest, he was in for smoking in the bathroom. Her true love appears to be Kim Feldspar, meaning she is at least bisexual.

Hair

freakish


Jobs

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Marge Cleaning, part of the Lesbian Mall

Worker at a mall 4 gayz.