Difference between revisions of "Burp Contest/Quotes"

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Marge: What are you kids doing now?

Bart: We're having a ... [burp noise] contest, Mom.

Marge: What?

Lisa: We're having a burp contest, Mom.

Marge: Well, knock it off. I do not allow burping in this house. (leaves)

Bart: I love Mom...

Lisa: But ...

Bart: The show must go on.

Marge: Bart!

Bart: [his mouth shut] What?

Marge: What did I say about burping?

Bart: [shrugs, his mouth shut] I dunno.

Marge: I said, no burping. And when I say no burping, what do I mean?

Bart: [his mouth shut] No burping.

Marge: That's right. No burping. I know you won't disappoint me.

Bart: Watch this. The burp champion of the world. [burps again]

Marge: Burp, I mean, Bart, are you burping again?

Bart: Maybe.

Marge: What is it with this burping? Why? What's the thrill?

Lisa: It's fun.

Marge: It's crude. It's vulgar. It's, it's impolite. And, and it's nauseating. *leaves the room*

Lisa: That's what I said. It's fun.

Bart: I'm still the burp champion of the world.

Maggie: *makes a higher pitched burp*

Lisa: Bart, meet the new champ.

Bart: Watch this! [burps twice]

Lisa: Oh yeah? [burps thrice]

Marge: How many times do I have to tell you kids? I absolutely forbid burping in this household.

Homer: How's it goin', everybody? *burps heavily*

Homer: Oops. Pardon my French, heh heh heh.

Lisa: Thanks, Dad.

Bart: Good one, Dad.