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Nelson: Haw haw!

Bart: Ahhh... it's stuck!

Milhouse: Your eye?

Bart: That too!

Milhouse: I better get you to the nurse.

Nelson: Eye see London eye see France... talk about eye-sore! Haw haw! Yuu know what happens to rats? They get walled up in my basement with my cat! Got Mee?

Bart: G-got you.

Seymour Skinner: Now, Simpson the only way we're going to get to the bottom of this if you tell me who's behind it!

Bart: Bottom? Behind? Ouch!

Seymour Skinner: Look, Bart, when it comes to bulleis we can't blink...

Bart: Well...

Seymour Skinner: Give me a name!

Bart: It was... [GULP]

Seymour Skinner: Now see here, SImpson... out with it. I want an answer now!

Bart: I-i did it to myself on the, er, monkey bars.

Seymour Skinner: Have it your way. I'm having your mother come get you.

Bart: You can't. My mom and sisters are visiting my aunts. You'll have to call my dad...

Homer: Nooo! Nevermoe! I'll eat that donut.... ...nevermore. [SNIFF]

Homer: So, who the hell did this yo you?

Bart: It was... [GULP!] I can't recall.

Homer: Now look, boy, just 'cause your mother is out of town, doesn't mean you can get away with murder...

Homer: Bart... ...haven't I taught you... It's not polite to stare!

Bart: [ACK] Whoa! Thanks pop, that did the trick! Say, Homer, what's with the axe?