Difference between revisions of "The Exorsister!/Quotes"
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:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon! | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon! | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?! |
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a sympton that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm suprised to see it's still around... | :'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a sympton that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm suprised to see it's still around... | ||
:'''[[Marge]]''': My goodness! Is it contagious? | :'''[[Marge]]''': My goodness! Is it contagious? | ||
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:'''[[Homer]]''': And the big game starts in one hour, so try to makie it snappy! | :'''[[Homer]]''': And the big game starts in one hour, so try to makie it snappy! | ||
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| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': Reverend, how can I ever thank you | + | :'''[[Marge]]''': Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back? |
:'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work! | :'''[[Rev. Lovejoy]]''': No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work! | ||
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?! | :'''[[Lisa]]''': Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?! | ||
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Revision as of 18:39, August 3, 2014
- Ned: Hi-di-ly ho-di-ly, Mrs. Simpson! Have you seen my two boys around lately?
- Marge: I believe they're all still down in the basement, Ned.
- Ned: The basement?
- Marge: Yes, they've been playing some kind of crazy game all day... "magicians get together" or something...
- Ned: Hrmmm....
- Rod & Todd: Hiya, pop!
- Ned: Great merciful heavens!
- Ned: And what on Earth are you supposed to be, young lady?
- Lisa: I'm Madonna.
- Ned: Who?!?!
- Bart: Lisa! How many times do I have to tell you that you're the evil sorceress! You're totally blowing the whole medieval theme we're tryign to establish here!
- Lisa: I don't care! Expressing my creativity is more important to me than historical consistency!
- Dr. Hibbert: According to all the tests, and based on my knowledge and years of experience, I am forced to conclude that there is absolutely nothing wrong with your child, Mrs. Simspon!
- Marge: But look at her, doctor! Look at what she's doing with her hands! You call that normal?!?!
- Dr. Hibbert: That's a phenomenon we refer to as "voguing"--- a sympton that was very much [AHEM!] in vogue a few years back... I'm suprised to see it's still around...
- Marge: My goodness! Is it contagious?
- Dr. Hibbert: Thankfully, no. She should get over it in a few days. Lord knows everybody else has... my receptionist will discuss my bill with you. Good day.
- Marge: Hmmm.... maybe I should get a second opinion...
- Marge: Thank goodness you're here, reverend!
- Homer: Yeah, and not a moment too soon! I can't hear the TV!
- Rev. Lovejoy: Well, I might as well get right down to business.
- Bart: If you can't cure her, rev, could you at least get her to expand her repertoire?
- Homer: And the big game starts in one hour, so try to makie it snappy!
- Marge: Reverend, how can I ever thank you enough for bringing my little girl back?
- Rev. Lovejoy: No need to thank me, Mrs. Simpson. It's all in a holy day's work!
- Lisa: Ohhhhhhh... why do I suddenly feel the urge to buy an Amy Grant album?!
