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Difference between revisions of "Cyrano de Bart/Quotes"

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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
 
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
 
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bereac" by mistkae.
 
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bereac" by mistkae.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Cyrano de who?
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:'''Bart:''' Cyrano de who...?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
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:'''Milhouse:''' It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So?
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:'''Bart:''' So?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' So, you've hotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, i'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
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:'''Milhouse:''' So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, i'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Okay, but it'll cost ya.
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:'''Bart:''' Okay, but it'll cost ya.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
 
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.  
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:'''Milhouse:''' Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.  
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
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:'''Lisa:''' Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
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:'''Milhouse:''' Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' You don't play the sax.
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:'''Lisa:''' You don't play the sax.
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if i'd read the actual book!
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.
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:'''Milhouse:''' Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
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:'''Bart:''' Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.

Revision as of 15:04, May 24, 2014



Bart: Hey, Milhouse, is that the new issue of "Radioactive Man?"
Milhouse: No, I bought the classic comic of "Cyrano de Bereac" by mistkae.
Bart: Cyrano de who...?
Milhouse: It's about this guy who like a girl and gets another guy to tell him what to say her.
Bart: So?
Milhouse: So, you've gotta help me, Bart! If you tell me what Lisa likes, i'll be able to talk to her. Then she might like me, too!
Bart: Okay, but it'll cost ya.

Lisa: Milhouse, what are you doing out here?
Milhouse: Uh, hi, Lisa I was just thinking about ponies, and boy bands... and how dreamy Tommy from N'Style is.
Lisa: Milhouse, are you feeling okay?
Milhouse: Nothing that playing my saxophone wouldn't cure.
Lisa: You don't play the sax.

Milhouse: Wow, it really worked! She talked to me for three whole minutes! Imagine if I'd read the actual book!
Bart: Man, you'd still be just as pathetic.