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- Bart: Hello, what's down there? I haven't done anything reckless today, better check it out! Aaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaa aaaaaaaaa oof! "The Springfield Food Experiment?" what the heck is this? Subjet #41987 - The Simpsons: Massive loss of brain function in father and son. What?!
- Cletus: Gosh darnit! I knew that twisty slide lab enrance was a bad idea!
- Bart: Cletus?! What sick experiments are you doing down here, huh?!
- Cletus: Well, might as well spill it. I'm really a scientist for FoodClommoCorp Inc., the company that clone makesSpringfield's favorite junk foods. I've been testing the effects of diffurnt chemicals preservatives on all the towns folk IQ levels done dropeed like files in a bug zapper!
- Bart: You monster! i'm telling the whole town!
- Cletus: How's about free Squsihees and conuts for life?
- Bart: Wow, really?! Deal!
- Homer: Were'd you get all these donuts agian?
- Bart: Eh... I forget.
