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Difference between revisions of "See You Later, Alligator!/Quotes"

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What in the world are you doing, Bart?!?
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' Wow, Bart, I can't believe you're going to talk in fron of the entire student body. That's a lot of people.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' I'm flushing baby Alligators down the toliet. What are you doing?
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Geez, Milhouse! Are you trying to make me nervous?
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Remember when we caught that three-eyed mutant fish? Mr. Burns created that fish when he dumped radioactive waste into our river.
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Now, children, I expect all of you to show the utmost respect to your peers who are brave enough to stand up here and risk embarrassing themselves in front of everyone they know.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' People were sure mad about that.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''':So why do you think he rebuilt the entrie sewage system for Springfield?
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' So we'd have safer, cleancer water?
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': No way! He need a new place to get ride of his radioactive water! So combine that fact with the baby alligators, and what do you ahve?
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' An idiot for a brother.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Three months from now i'll unleash my army of giant, three-eyed, mutant alligator men! What shopping spree at the Androids Dungeon is as good as mine!
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I meant to say, a total idiot for a brother! There's no radioactive water in the sewer! That fish was a fluke!
 
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Eureka! I've got it!
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Martin, you're up. Bart, you're up in five minutes... ...and there'd bettter not be any shenanigans!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Phew! I'm afraid to ask what you did in here, Lisa. This room smells like... ...rotten eggs!
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:'''[[Martin]]''': Wish me luck!
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': The kind of rotten eggs that will be all over your face when we show our experiments tomorrow at the science fair. Ha!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Break a lagh! I mean [LACH-UH-GLUG!] Leg!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': So what kind of results did you get, Dr. Stinkypants?
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': If you must know, i've been able to isolate a lone amino acid that could hold the cure to the common cold!
 
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': No mutant alligator men. Phoeey! All the work for nothing.
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': Bart! Waah!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Why are you in your underpants?
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:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''': I can explain.
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Behold! I hole in my hand envelopes containing three $25 shopping sprees at the Androids Dungeon.Since I alone will choose this year's winners, I willl do so according to my own lawas and superior reasoning.... third place goes to Ralph Wiggum for this "my dad's shoe is stuck to my head with "gum" expriment. I have' seen anyhing so funny since Spock laughed out loud in the second "Star Trek" movie.
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:'''[[Martin]]''': Bart, I said imagine the audicen in their under-pants!
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:'''[[Ralph]]''': Thanks, mister. The shoe keeps my head from waring a ski cap!
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Second place goes to Lisa Simpson because of her dusregard for the cholestrol level of her experiment and becuase she will probalby spend her $25 on all the girl-friendly comics i have gathering dust in my shop.
 
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': ...but...
 
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Oh, Lisa. I'm so proud, my artieries feel like Flubber.
 
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:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': And first place goes to Bart Simpson for following his dream to create a new race of subterranen mutants regardless of the dangers to mankind and superhero-kind alike.
 

Revision as of 10:12, November 15, 2013



Milhouse: Wow, Bart, I can't believe you're going to talk in fron of the entire student body. That's a lot of people.
Bart: Geez, Milhouse! Are you trying to make me nervous?
Seymour Skinner: Now, children, I expect all of you to show the utmost respect to your peers who are brave enough to stand up here and risk embarrassing themselves in front of everyone they know.
Seymour Skinner: Martin, you're up. Bart, you're up in five minutes... ...and there'd bettter not be any shenanigans!
Martin: Wish me luck!
Bart: Break a lagh! I mean [LACH-UH-GLUG!] Leg!
Seymour Skinner: Bart! Waah!
Bart: Why are you in your underpants?
Seymour Skinner: I can explain.
Martin: Bart, I said imagine the audicen in their under-pants!
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