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Revision as of 08:18, July 31, 2013
- Agent Darke: I'm Agent Darke. Department of Agirculture. I am all that stands between tjhis town and complete disaster.
- Bart: Cool.
- Milhouse: Complete disaster?
- Agent Darke: This tree must be cut down to prevent a citywide epidemic of dreaded stump root.
- Bart: Wait! That's not so cool!
- Milhouse: But what about the treehouse?!
- Bart: Yeah! We read comics in that treehouse, and tell scary stories, and Milhouse kissed a girl there.
- Agent Darke: I understand I kissed a girl once, tooo. But I have my duty. The tree must go!
- Lisa: What happened to thw sing? We were going to push Maggie.
- Bart: Stupid stump rot, that's what!
- Lisa: Well then, we'll just play in the treehouse.
- Milhouse: No girls allowed!
- Bart: Yeah, we have rules.
- Janey: That's ignorant!
- Lisa: Girls have rights.
- Marge: You can't come into my yeard with these sharp objects.
- Agent Darke: Yes, I can, ma'am I'm the government.
- Milhouse: They're going to cut us down! What'll we do, Bart?
- Bart: I've got an idea! It involes you, this rope and my amazing you-you skills.
- Marge: Please! This is our only tree!
- Agent Darke: Sorry, ma'am. Sump rot is a disease. And I'm the cure.
- Lisa: Hello? Professor Frink? Professor Frink, I need your help. Weren't you script consult on the Rainier Wolfcastle movie "The Treeminator"?
- Professor Frink: Why, yes. i made an elm tree look lika chestnut tree for the horrific de-barking scene! I have a doctorate in forest pathology.
- Lisa: Perferct! Come on.
- Professor Frink: But I haven't finished my killer robot for mayor Quimby.
- Lisa: We have to go now! IT may already be too late!
