Difference between revisions of "Lisa's Rejected Catchphrases"

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Lisa's Rejected Catchphrases is a list of rejected catchphrases from Lisa in The Lisa Book.

List

1. Eat my carob and wheatgrass shortbread snacksters (rather than my shorts)!
2. X-tra credit... to the x-treme!
3. Oh, that's so Lisa! (Note bribe popular kids to say this one.)
4. Hey, you goy agar in my peanut butter!
5. Don't have a cow, man-try a delicious and cruelty-free tofu burger instead!
6. Sit on it, potsie! (Note taken)
7. It's not just good, it's HALL PASS good!
8. You ARE the wakest link (but I'm available for tutoring on a sliding pay scale)!
9. I've got sax appeal!
10. I'll do your homwork if you'll be my friend!
11. It's nonviolent conflict meditain' time!
12. No tuna for ME, thanks!
13. Whay, that's Jazztastic!
14. He's ot MY dad!
15. I'm KOO-KOO for renwable enegry resources!
16. Well, shut my mouth and call me a suffragette!
17. You can always bet on the Teacher's pet! (Note saying this on the playground carried the risk of an atomic wedgie.)
18. I'm smarter than the average "straight A" student!
19. Heavens to Trigonometry!
20. Sufferin' Lab Animals!
21. What's up, Jack?
22. Up, Up, and Read Poetry!