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Mr. Burns: Hmmm. Dinner seems to be noticeably absent tonight. Smithers? Rigorous bathtime exfoliations arent's forthcoming. Smithers? [TCCH!] The hounds aren't going to releaes themselves! Smiiitherrrs!

Mr. Burns' hounds: Woo! Woooo!

Mr. Burns: What is Samuel Hill...? Smithers! This bacon is too curly! You know I like my cured met's stretched flat! Take this away!

Waylon Smithers: Of course, sir.

Mr. Burns: Go down to the basement and fetch my left-handed bacon streatcher! You can use it to re-prepare this travesty tou call breakfast.

Waylon Smithers: [Cuckle!]

Mr. Burns: Cease your cacophound giggles and guffaws, you lackwit! Did I say something humorous?

Waylon Smithers: Welll... er... No, sir, it's just that... a left-handed bacon stretcher doesn't actually exist. When I was a boy at camp, we used to send the younger kids out looking for one as a joke. Kind of like a snipe hunt... you know, a fool's errand.

Mr. Burns: Banana oil! That bacon stretcher is a Burns family heirloom! Now cease your lollygagging and go find it!

Waylon Smithers: Eeep! Yes, sir!

Mr. Burns: Mr. Smithers may have been my lackey for years... ...but even he doesn't know all the secrets of stately Burns manor!

Waylon Smithers: I assure you, this is just a misunder---

Monster: Silence! All trepassers must be dealt with your punishment is... ...death!

Mr. Burns: What in the name of Al Jolson is going on here? I say, you there!

Monster: Who dares...?! I don't know how you got in here, but you wont't be leaving prepare to die!!

Waylon Smithers:Nooo! Mr. Burns!

Monster: Mr. Burns?! I'm so rorry, sir! I didn't recognize you. My eyes aren't what they used to be... it's the blasted light down here. Heh, heh! Please don't fire me.

Mr. Burns: I need my left-handed bacon streatcher. Fetch it posthaste!

Monster: Right away sir! I just ssaw it here the other day, you know... oh, this place is such a mess... why is it always the last place you look... I'm sure it's around here somewere...