• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Krusty’s aunt helps repair Homer’s relationship with Patty and Selma this December!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Template:Featured Article"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
(Reverted vandalism)
Line 1: Line 1:
 
==Featured Article==
 
==Featured Article==
  
−
In the Simpsons episode 'Lisa the Simpson', it is established that Homer and Bart carry the Simpson gene, which contributes to baldness and laziness. The Simpson gene is only carried by males so Lisa and Maggie don't need to worry; as a matter of fact, from what we're shown in this episode, it seems that Simpson women in general are very successful.
+
The list below is almost complete.
  
−
However, during the second part of 'Who Shot Mr. Burns?', Marge claimed that she shared everything with Homer when they were married, including Homer's DNA.
+
===Alfreds===
  
−
Homer has an unusual condition — "Homer Simpson Syndrome" — where his brain is cushioned by an especially thick layer of fluid, acting as a helmet of sorts. It is unknown whether the Simpson Gene causes Homer Simpson Syndrome, though the males in the Simpson family seem to have a thing for putting pots and pans on their heads and head-butting, suggesting a connection.
+
*'''Alamance Alfred''' is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
 +
*'''Josie Alfred''' is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
 +
*'''Jackie Alfred''' is the dead father.
 +
*'''Gary Alfred''' is the grandfather.
 +
*'''Jane Alfred''' is the grandmother.
 +
*'''Uncle Jason''' is the moonshine uncle.
 +
*'''Lord Pee''' is Alfred's weird cousin.
 +
*'''Al Fred Alfred''' is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
 +
*'''Winkenstein Alfred''' is Uncle Jason's son.
 +
*''Moonshine brother of Gary''
  
−
Another reason for Homer's stupidity is that a crayon was lodged into his brain when he was six. His IQ without the crayon was 105, placing him in the "average" bracket (90 to about 110, generally). However, in that episode, he was regarded as a "genius."
+
===Bobbulas===
 +
 
 +
*'''Randall Bobbula''' is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
 +
*'''Wendy Bobbula''' is Randall's wife.
 +
*'''Danietta Bobbula''' is Randall's submissive daughter.
 +
*'''Barnes the Croboy''' is Randall's annoying brother.
 +
 
 +
===Matthews===
 +
 
 +
*'''Jed Matthews''' is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred'''
 +
*'''Clara Matthews''' is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
 +
*'''Gramma and Grampa Matthews''' are Clara's grandparents.
 +
*'''Jake Matthews''' is Jed's annoying son.
 +
 
 +
===McGrath===
 +
 
 +
*'''Seamus "Master" McGrath''' is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
 +
*'''Loony Larry McGrath''' is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
 +
*'''Harry McGrath''' is Seamus's other brother.
 +
 
 +
===Cook===
 +
 
 +
*'''Miranda "Randy" Cook''', usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
 +
*'''William Cook''' is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
 +
*'''Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook''' is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.
 +
 
 +
===Mill Workers===
 +
 
 +
*'''Lars''' is a tall mill worker,
 +
*'''Brad''' is a short one.
 +
*'''Luke''' is the medium-sized one.
 +
*''Unnamed mill worker''
 +
 
 +
===Corbins===
 +
 
 +
*'''Ben Corbin''' is Alf's housekeeper.
 +
*'''Tliklins Corbin'''is Ben's sexist father.
 +
 
 +
===Vordermeers===
 +
 
 +
*'''Derfhiggen Vordermeer''' is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
 +
*'''Driddheim''' is the bratty son.
 +
*'''Entweiler''' is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
 +
*'''Wirhes''' is Derf's sister.
 +
 
 +
===Lodikrap===
 +
 
 +
*'''Jake Lodikrap''' is an evil hippie.
 +
*'''Bill Lodikrap''' is Jake's conservative brother.
 +
 
 +
===Others===
 +
 
 +
*'''H.E.L.L.''' Criminal who killed Alf's father.
 +
*'''Erica Wimblinstein''' is a Goth girl.
 +
*'''Me''' is a TBH.
 +
*'''Admiral Wombat''' is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
 +
:'''Mr. Chicken''' is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried.
 +
:'''The Colonel''' tries to destroy Mr. Chicken.
 +
:'''Mark Moron''' is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "[[The Carlow Crab]]".
 +
:'''Wicklow Wasp''' is the Crab's main enemy.
 +
:'''Lord Steiner''' is a German Guy.
 +
*'''Mr. Robinson''' is the obese boss at the mill.
 +
*'''Danny Faintomb''' A biker who knew Corbin.
 +
*'''Scarab''' Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
 +
*'''Mr. MacEnis''' is a giant penis.
 +
*'''Merfhiggen Morderveer''' is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see [[wikipedia:Special:Contributions/Mr. Rednex|this]].
 +
*'''Dumb Dawg''' is a dumb dawg.
 +
*'''Sith Johnson''' is a mill owner.
 +
*'''Camden Countysman''' is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
 +
*'''Lyndon Johnson''' is Sith's brother.
 +
*'''Nelson Arlenass''' is an astronaut from Burlington.
 +
*'''Wallace Ihitballs''' is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
 +
*'''Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn''' is the normal Gaelic teacher.
 +
*'''Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn''' is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
 +
*'''Wachaun''' is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
 +
*'''Wikipedia Morderveer''' is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
 +
*'''Mailman''' is a buffoonish mailman.
 +
*'''Trent Burns''' is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
 +
*'''Tara''' is a cheerleader.
 +
*'''Tilikia Wallburg''' is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
 +
*'''Samantha''' is Erica's friend.
 +
*'''Luben Becker''' is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
 +
*'''Stuben Becker''' is Luben's snobby brother.
 +
*''Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store''.
 +
*'''Joe Stenbert''' is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
 +
*'''Mr. Potts''' is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
 +
*'''Bartholomew Breastenheimer''' is a yuppie from Chapel [[hank|Hill]].
 +
*'''Farley Canns''' is the owner of a junkyard.
 +
*'''Cory Nathan''' is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
 +
*'''Ronny Wing''' owns a [[gun store]]!
 +
*'''Fred Lipschitz''' works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
 +
*'''Gerald McGraham''' is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
 +
*''Unnamed friends of Tilikia''
 +
*'''Mary Stenbert''' is Joe's wife.
 +
*'''Talking Towers''' are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
 +
*'''Arthur''' is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "[[Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur]]".
 +
*'''Zorgin Hmorgin''' sometimes appears.
 +
*'''The Gay Club''' is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.

Revision as of 19:02, February 7, 2006

Featured Article

The list below is almost complete.

Alfreds

  • Alamance Alfred is the main character, a conservative who lives on welfare and drinks beer.
  • Josie Alfred is Alfred's mother, who lives in Graham.
  • Jackie Alfred is the dead father.
  • Gary Alfred is the grandfather.
  • Jane Alfred is the grandmother.
  • Uncle Jason is the moonshine uncle.
  • Lord Pee is Alfred's weird cousin.
  • Al Fred Alfred is Alfred's upper-class cousin.
  • Winkenstein Alfred is Uncle Jason's son.
  • Moonshine brother of Gary

Bobbulas

  • Randall Bobbula is Alfred's vandalizin' friend.
  • Wendy Bobbula is Randall's wife.
  • Danietta Bobbula is Randall's submissive daughter.
  • Barnes the Croboy is Randall's annoying brother.

Matthews

  • Jed Matthews is a moonshine redneck friend of Alfred
  • Clara Matthews is Jed's sexy daughter, who is Alf's love interest.
  • Gramma and Grampa Matthews are Clara's grandparents.
  • Jake Matthews is Jed's annoying son.

McGrath

  • Seamus "Master" McGrath is Alfred's friend, a substitute Gaelic teacher.
  • Loony Larry McGrath is one of Crazy Jeff's customers. Seamus's brother.
  • Harry McGrath is Seamus's other brother.

Cook

  • Miranda "Randy" Cook, usually called "Mr. Cook", is a greedy politician. Likes drinking with Alfred.
  • William Cook is the Geezer-Father of Mr. Cook.
  • Jefferson Davis "Crazy Jeff" Cook is Mr. Cook's cousin, who claims he has a great esteat when he actually has a bad one.

Mill Workers

  • Lars is a tall mill worker,
  • Brad is a short one.
  • Luke is the medium-sized one.
  • Unnamed mill worker

Corbins

  • Ben Corbin is Alf's housekeeper.
  • Tliklins Corbinis Ben's sexist father.

Vordermeers

  • Derfhiggen Vordermeer is Alfred's Armenian "friend".
  • Driddheim is the bratty son.
  • Entweiler is the wife who stayed in Armenia.
  • Wirhes is Derf's sister.

Lodikrap

  • Jake Lodikrap is an evil hippie.
  • Bill Lodikrap is Jake's conservative brother.

Others

  • H.E.L.L. Criminal who killed Alf's father.
  • Erica Wimblinstein is a Goth girl.
  • Me is a TBH.
  • Admiral Wombat is a spoof of Captain Cangaroo. Stars of Admiral Wombat include:
Mr. Chicken is a chicken who is afraid of being Kentucky-fried.
The Colonel tries to destroy Mr. Chicken.
Mark Moron is the name of a kid who becomes a supehero called Carlow Crab. Inspiration for the show "The Carlow Crab".
Wicklow Wasp is the Crab's main enemy.
Lord Steiner is a German Guy.
  • Mr. Robinson is the obese boss at the mill.
  • Danny Faintomb A biker who knew Corbin.
  • Scarab Guy in a Scarab Suit who mutilates Clara.
  • Mr. MacEnis is a giant penis.
  • Merfhiggen Morderveer is an anti-Armenia idiot. For more information see this.
  • Dumb Dawg is a dumb dawg.
  • Sith Johnson is a mill owner.
  • Camden Countysman is an annoying guy from the NC coast.
  • Lyndon Johnson is Sith's brother.
  • Nelson Arlenass is an astronaut from Burlington.
  • Wallace Ihitballs is a thug and friend of H.E.L.L.
  • Laughnaugh McShaugnhaugn is the normal Gaelic teacher.
  • Taughnaugh McShaugnaughn is Laughnaugh's Cona Hahahahahahhahahahhahhaahat hottie wife.
  • Wachaun is a good Gaelic speaker and friend of Laughnaugh.
  • Wikipedia Morderveer is Merfhiggen's father who hates Derfhiggen.
  • Mailman is a buffoonish mailman.
  • Trent Burns is a bad student at the Gaelic class.
  • Tara is a cheerleader.
  • Tilikia Wallburg is a popular jerk at the Gaelic class.
  • Samantha is Erica's friend.
  • Luben Becker is another German guy. He owns a store often visited by Alf.
  • Stuben Becker is Luben's snobby brother.
  • Unnamed hottie who appears in Luben's store.
  • Joe Stenbert is the head of the Stenbert family of West Burlington.
  • Mr. Potts is a grumpy old man who killed a Chapel Hill dweller.
  • Bartholomew Breastenheimer is a yuppie from Chapel Hill.
  • Farley Canns is the owner of a junkyard.
  • Cory Nathan is a receptionist at Jake's Healing Center.
  • Ronny Wing owns a gun store!
  • Fred Lipschitz works at the gun store. He is married to Gerald.
  • Gerald McGraham is Fred's gay lover. He works at Sith's mill.
  • Unnamed friends of Tilikia
  • Mary Stenbert is Joe's wife.
  • Talking Towers are some talking towers that were born in Greensboro, but go to Burlington to torment Jake Lodikrap.
  • Arthur is a guy who helps the poor. He replaced Alfred in "Zorgin Hmorgin's Alamance Arthur".
  • Zorgin Hmorgin sometimes appears.
  • The Gay Club is a club in Chapel Hill that Jake belongs to. Consists of 12 people.
Retrieved from "https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=Template:Featured_Article&oldid=4840"
  • Attribution-ShareAlike 3.0 Unported
  • Powered by MediaWiki