Difference between revisions of "Late Show with David Letterman"
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| − | '''Late Show Top Ten List''' is a regular segment of the television program {{w|Late Show with David Letterman}} where | + | '''''Late Show Top Ten List''''' is a regular segment of the television program ''{{w|Late Show with David Letterman}}'' where a celebrity reads out a top ten list. [[Homer Simpson]] has done two lists, one in [[2008]] and [[2010]]. |
== Reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next President == | == Reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next President == | ||
#Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in. | #Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in. | ||
| − | #My vice president will be | + | #My vice president will be Mayor McCheese. |
#My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore. | #My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore. | ||
#I will be the secretary of donuts. | #I will be the secretary of donuts. | ||
#I will appoint a secretary of donuts. | #I will appoint a secretary of donuts. | ||
#I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions. | #I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions. | ||
| − | #I will take full adventage of the free food that comes with the | + | #I will take full adventage of the free food that comes with the job. |
#Fox News is already on my side. | #Fox News is already on my side. | ||
#With an oval office, I can't bump into anything. | #With an oval office, I can't bump into anything. | ||
| − | #I'm | + | #I'm smarter than the last guy. |
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== Things i've learned from the last 20 years of Television == | == Things i've learned from the last 20 years of Television == | ||
| − | #Television is not a vast | + | #Television is not a vast wasteland, it's a cesspool. |
| − | #Ever notice all morning | + | #Ever notice all morning weathermen are as fat as a dump truck? |
| − | #There is no good | + | #There is no good way to tell you spouse you want to go on ''{{w|Wife Swap}}''. |
| − | #No one on | + | #No one on Earth is funnier than {{w|Howie Mandel}}. |
| − | #Sitting close to the TV is a cheap | + | #Sitting close to the TV is a cheap alternative to a tanning salon. |
| − | #Sadly, | + | #Sadly, ''{{w|Cougar Town}}'', is not a show about people getting attacked by giant cats. |
| − | #Widescreen televisions were invented to accommodate Keith Olbermann's enormous head. | + | #Widescreen televisions were invented to accommodate [[Keith Olbermann]]'s enormous head. |
#Thanks to iTunes, now you can get free TV shows for just 99 cents. | #Thanks to iTunes, now you can get free TV shows for just 99 cents. | ||
| − | #Do not buy sushi from | + | #Do not buy sushi from the Home Shopping Network. |
#Better to be bald than have a hairpiece like Letterman. | #Better to be bald than have a hairpiece like Letterman. | ||
Revision as of 12:46, September 21, 2012
Late Show with David Letterman
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Late Show Top Ten List is a regular segment of the television program Late Show with David Letterman where a celebrity reads out a top ten list. Homer Simpson has done two lists, one in 2008 and 2010.
Reasons why I, Homer Simpson, should be the next President
- Kick-ass inauguration party! Bring a six pack and you're in.
- My vice president will be Mayor McCheese.
- My middle name isn't Hussein... anymore.
- I will be the secretary of donuts.
- I will appoint a secretary of donuts.
- I have enormous experience apologizing for failed decisions.
- I will take full adventage of the free food that comes with the job.
- Fox News is already on my side.
- With an oval office, I can't bump into anything.
- I'm smarter than the last guy.
Things i've learned from the last 20 years of Television
- Television is not a vast wasteland, it's a cesspool.
- Ever notice all morning weathermen are as fat as a dump truck?
- There is no good way to tell you spouse you want to go on Wife Swap.
- No one on Earth is funnier than Howie Mandel.
- Sitting close to the TV is a cheap alternative to a tanning salon.
- Sadly, Cougar Town, is not a show about people getting attacked by giant cats.
- Widescreen televisions were invented to accommodate Keith Olbermann's enormous head.
- Thanks to iTunes, now you can get free TV shows for just 99 cents.
- Do not buy sushi from the Home Shopping Network.
- Better to be bald than have a hairpiece like Letterman.
