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- Commemoration of the SNPP billboard
- Mayor Quimby: "And now, it gives me great pleasure to present the power plant warning sign, which will be visible from the hills to the entire city. And now, a demonstration! The nuclear plant status will be presented as such"
- Warning sign: [NO PROBLEM. EVERYTHING IS FINE.]
- Strong applause
- Warning sign: [MINOR FALLOUT. ROLL UP WINDOWS.]
- Moderate applause
- Warning sign: [MELTDOWN. FLEE CITY.]
- Weak applause
- Warning sign: [CORE EXPLOSION. REPENT SINS.]
- Audience is in stunned silence over gravity of such a warning; all except for Carl, Homer, and Lenny, who are snickering because they think that warning sign is ridiculous
- Homer: "Joke's on them. If the core exploded, there would not even be the power to light that sign!"
- Homer: "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
- Postal Worker: "Okay, Mr. Burns. What's your first name?"
- Homer:" I don't know."
- Outside post office sitting on steps
- Homer: "Gee Bart, do you have any more bright ideas?"
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