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Revision as of 03:01, June 6, 2012
A Boozehound Named Barney is a song sung by Sharry Bobbins, Barney Gumble, Moe Szyslak, Bart and Homer in the episode Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious. It is a parody of the song "Feed the Birds" from the movie Mary Poppins. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Al Jean and Mike Reiss. It is the seventh track on the album Go Simpsonic with the Simpsons.
Lyrics
- Bart (speaking):
- Sing us a song, Sharry Bobbins.
- Lisa (speaking):
- Yes, sing us a song!
- Sharry Bobbins:
- I've been singing you songs all day, I'm not a bloody jukebox!
(pause)
Oh, all right.
- In front of a tavern,
- Flat on his face,
- A boozehound named Barney
- Is pleading his case.
- Barney:
- Buy me a beer,
- Two bucks a glass.
- Come on, help me,
- I'm freezing my ass!
- Buy me brandy,
- A snifter of wine.
- Who am I kidding?
- I'll drink turpentine.
- Moe:
- Move it, ya drunk,
- Or I'll blast your rear end!
- Barney:
- I've found two bucks.
- Moe:
- Then come in, my friend.
- Sharry Bobbins:
- And so, let us leave,
- On this heartwarming scene.
- Bart:
- Can I be a boozehound?
- Homer:
- Not till you're fifteen.
