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=== Opening === | === Opening === | ||
Monster Gathering | Monster Gathering | ||
| − | :Dracula: Ah, | + | :Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected. |
:Boys: Hey, lame-os. | :Boys: Hey, lame-os. | ||
| − | ::Turner Classic | + | ::Turner Classic Movies called. |
::They want their costumes back. | ::They want their costumes back. | ||
:Frankestein: We lame-os? | :Frankestein: We lame-os? | ||
| − | :Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. | + | :Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery. |
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=== Don't Have a Cow, Mankind === | === Don't Have a Cow, Mankind === | ||
Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house. | Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house. | ||
| − | :Come with me if you want to live. | + | :Ranier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live. |
| + | ''Zombies burts in and attack Ranier.'' | ||
:Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises. | :Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises. | ||
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Simpsons arrive in the town | Simpsons arrive in the town | ||
:Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh. | :Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh. | ||
| − | : | + | :Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way. |
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(Apu reverses his armored SUV, squishing the muncher Hans Moleman, causing his dentures, glasses and eyes to pop out. The SUV breaks a "BIOHAZARD" barricade) | (Apu reverses his armored SUV, squishing the muncher Hans Moleman, causing his dentures, glasses and eyes to pop out. The SUV breaks a "BIOHAZARD" barricade) | ||
:Lisa Simpson: Apu, how do you survive? | :Lisa Simpson: Apu, how do you survive? | ||
| − | :Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenice store owner, I am armed to the teeth. (He shows the weapons on | + | :Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenice store owner, I am armed to the teeth. (He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV) |
<hr> | <hr> | ||
Lisa see the happy children | Lisa see the happy children | ||
| − | : | + | :Lisa: ''Time has passed.'' |
| − | :: | + | ::''Children play in the streets.'' |
| − | :: | + | ::''At night, there is music and laughter.'' |
| − | :: | + | ::''And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.'' |
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Opening
Monster Gathering
- Dracula: Ah, Halloween. The one night when we can walk the streets undetected.
- Boys: Hey, lame-os.
- Turner Classic Movies called.
- They want their costumes back.
- Frankestein: We lame-os?
- Dracula: I have a remedy for our predicament. Into this costumery.
Don't Have a Cow, Mankind
Simpson family in nick of time during muncher attack the house.
- Ranier Wolfcastle: Come with me if you want to live.
Zombies burts in and attack Ranier.
- Homer: Another politician who can't keep his promises.
Simpsons arrive in the town
- Soldier: Welcome, son. To survive, all we must do is eat your flesh.
- Marge: Hold it right there, bub. What kind of civilized people eat the body and blood of their savior? There must be another way.
(Apu reverses his armored SUV, squishing the muncher Hans Moleman, causing his dentures, glasses and eyes to pop out. The SUV breaks a "BIOHAZARD" barricade)
- Lisa Simpson: Apu, how do you survive?
- Apu: Well, as a vegetarian, I did not consume any tainted burgers. As a convenice store owner, I am armed to the teeth. (He shows the weapons on the roof inside the SUV)
Lisa see the happy children
- Lisa: Time has passed.
- Children play in the streets.
- At night, there is music and laughter.
- And all we had to do was let Bart take a bath in our food.
