Difference between revisions of "Shoplifting/Quotes"
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[mouth covered in chocolate]'' I know my rights. You can't hold if you ain't got no evidence copper. ''[looks in mirror; gulps]'' Err... is it too late to make a full confession? | :'''[[Bart]]:''' ''[mouth covered in chocolate]'' I know my rights. You can't hold if you ain't got no evidence copper. ''[looks in mirror; gulps]'' Err... is it too late to make a full confession? | ||
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:'''Marge:''' What have you learned from this experience, Bart? | :'''Marge:''' What have you learned from this experience, Bart? | ||
:'''Bart:''' Well, I might have been caught and had a few moments there, but I got to admit, chocolate was delic. | :'''Bart:''' Well, I might have been caught and had a few moments there, but I got to admit, chocolate was delic. | ||
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- Security guard: Well boy, looks like the trick is— aah!
- Bart: [mouth covered in chocolate] I know my rights. You can't hold if you ain't got no evidence copper. [looks in mirror; gulps] Err... is it too late to make a full confession?
- [Homer and Marge are driving the kids home.]
- Marge: What have you learned from this experience, Bart?
- Bart: Well, I might have been caught and had a few moments there, but I got to admit, chocolate was delic.
- Marge: No, no, no, Bart, the lesson is: ultimately, crime hurts the criminal.
- Bart: That's not true, mom. I got a free ride home, didn't I?
- [The car skids to a halt. Bart is chucked out.]
