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[[Bart Simpson]] thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK". | [[Bart Simpson]] thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK". | ||
| − | Malk's nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. | + | Malk's specific nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It is also either completely lacking in calcium (and other bone-strengthening nutrients) or has another, unspecified, substance that actively weakens bones. Bart cracked his knuckles, heard a snap and complained about his bones being brittle, in spite of the fact that he always drank plenty of Malk. |
| − | It also | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
Revision as of 13:24, November 20, 2011
File:Malk.jpg
A carton of Malk
Malk (Pronounciation: /mʌɫk/) is a drink which is served with the lunches at Springfield Elementary School.
History
Bart Simpson thought that the school served milk with the lunches, until he took a closer look at a carton and saw that it was labelled "MALK" rather than "MILK".
Malk's specific nutritional qualities aren't known except that it includes Vitamin R, according to the verbiage on the carton. It is also either completely lacking in calcium (and other bone-strengthening nutrients) or has another, unspecified, substance that actively weakens bones. Bart cracked his knuckles, heard a snap and complained about his bones being brittle, in spite of the fact that he always drank plenty of Malk.
