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*The song is to the tune of "{{W|The Battle Hymn of the Republic}}". | *The song is to the tune of "{{W|The Battle Hymn of the Republic}}". | ||
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| + | == Appearances == | ||
| + | *{{bk|The Bart Book}} | ||
{{DEFAULTSORT:Battle Hymn of the Blackboard, The}} | {{DEFAULTSORT:Battle Hymn of the Blackboard, The}} | ||
[[Category:Songs]] | [[Category:Songs]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Bart]] | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
Revision as of 07:31, November 5, 2011
"The Battle Hymn of the Blackboard" is a song by Bart Simpson.
Lyrics
My hands were on the gradebook where the
students' marks are stored.
The teacher burst upon the scene.
"Put down that book!" she roared.
Now I'm writing out these words one hundred
times on the blackboard:
"I will not steal gradebooks."
Man, this task is disconcertin'.
Ow, my writing hand is hurtin'.
There is one thing that is certain:
I will not steal gradebooks.
Behind the Laughter
- The song is to the tune of "The Battle Hymn of the Republic".
