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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|Bart Gets Famous}}
 
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:'''Flanders''': "Welcome, neighbors.  Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!"
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:'''Flanders:''' "Welcome, neighbors.  Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" ''(Everyone cheers.)''
 
 
 
 
 
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*Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.
 
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:'''Homer:''' "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
:'''Homer''': ''(approaching a man playing a sax)'' "Hey, buddy. Where'd you get that saxophone?"
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:'''Student:''' ''(pause)'' "Sears."
:'''Man''': "Sears."
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:'''Homer:''' "GET HIM!" ''(They proceed in chasing the student.)''
:'''Homer''': "Get him!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
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:'''Chief Wiggum:''' ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
 
 
:'''Chief Wiggum''': ''(at the bottom of a big hole)'' "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
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:'''Kent Brockman:''' "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
 
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:'''Homer:''' "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
:'''Kent Brockman''': "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
 
:'''Homer''': "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."
 
  
  
 
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Revision as of 13:42, September 18, 2011


Season 5 Episode Quotes
091 "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)"
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"Homer the Vigilante"
"Bart Gets Famous" 093


Flanders: "Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino, I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch... eroony!" (Everyone cheers.)

  • Homer and members of the Vigilante (Moe, Apu, Principal Skinner, & Barney) are patrolling the street they're walking on and see a college student playing a saxophone for money.
Homer: "Hey, you! Where'd you get that saxophone?"
Student: (pause) "Sears."
Homer: "GET HIM!" (They proceed in chasing the student.)

Chief Wiggum: (at the bottom of a big hole) "NO, no, Dig UP Stupid!"

Kent Brockman: "Mr. Simpson, how do you respond to the charge that petty vandalism such as graffiti is down 80%, while heavy sack beatings are up a shocking 900%."
Homer: "Oh people can come up with statistics to prove anything Kent, forfty per cent of all people know that."


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